Secretary Marco Rubio

a blurry picture of a boy with the word kobe on the bottom left Alt: Gif of a boy making a throwing gesture with his hand with the words Kobe written under him

Currently deep in the NC Republican HQ, sinking every discarded Allison Riggs vote into the trash like a three-pointer, whispering ✨Kobe✨

*President Trump

I'll be sitting down with President Musk this week to discuss international affairs

I, little Marco, agree with this. You never know who may get a hold of it

a man in a green jacket is holding a woman 's leg Alt: Alexander Hamilton, played by Lin Manuel Miranda, doing a little dance during the "I was chosen for the constitutional convention" part

I was chosen to be the Secretary of State 🤭🤭