wahoo!!!

damn, it's a real tuesday kinda monday 🥳

the scuttlerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

IF I SHIT MYSELF EVERY MINUTE, AND YOU ONLY POOP ONCE A DAY, WHO IS GOING TO WIN?

every time they go up on tippytoes a lil more

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

JD Vance should have been sold by his mother for drugs, NYT columnist says New York Times columnist Jamelle Bouie suggested Vice President JD Vance's mother was reasonable when attempting to sell him for drugs during his childhood.

this is very funny www.foxnews.com/media/jd-van...

stuff

How the men in the Epstein files defeated #MeToo The emails show the “anti-woke” crusaders are afraid of accountability.

I wrote about the Epstein files (gift link) www.theverge.com/tech/874721/...

dullahan

a stylized 3d render of a bunch of cats at an aquarium touch tank.

touch tank

@catherinespaws hey you guys know that stockholm syndrome isn't real right? it is very important to me that you know that stockholm syndrome was originally coined to cover up the incompetence and recklessness of the stockholm police department.

The model wears a white, chiffon tunic dress with long sleeves. The dress has multiple ruffles along it, breaking up the silhouette of the model into wave-like patterns. They wear silver heels and their hair is coiffed in multiple blond "shirley temple" curls. The front of the dress features a silver casting of Christ on the cross, centered in the middle of the chest.

The model wears a sharp, ivory tuxedo with wide, satin lapels and matching, pressed pants. They wear a white tie. The shoulders of the jacket are exaggerated. The same model, with the blonde curls, is used in all of the images. The jacket features a boutonniere on the left side of the chest: a pink rose with green leaves.

The model wears a transparent, white dress with long sleeves and a high neck. The dress is floor-length, puddling around the model's legs and feet in a soft, sweeping train. The gown is covered in three-dimensional sequin and crystal flowers along the neckline of the dress, the forearms, and the train of the dress. More crystals are attached to the dress in wide arcs along the chest and hips.

The model wears high-waisted, white, satin pants with a distinct crease along the front. The pants are floor-length and hide the shoes, the waistline ending just above the belly button. The pants feature subtle lace details along the hips and bottoms, crawling down and up the leg respectively. The model wears no shirt and holds their hands over their own breasts, rendering them modest. They wear a white fur stole over one shoulder, covering the right side of their chest. The stole features a silver bangle around the bottom of it. The model stands at 3/4s to the camera, with one leg crooked out.

FRANCESCO SCOGNAMIGLIO SPRING 2026 COUTURE COLLECTION.

is there a correct place to say this specific panel is one that i think about like, constantly

#ffxiv

via wiktionary

sadly i think the series is lacking in shit like moogle teaches typing and they should fix that so that you can play as well

mainline only or including all games in the series :0

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...horrifying message without context, thank you

Hollowed out

Whole lot of you following Neil Gaiman, and I assume it's because you forgot you did so and he stopped posting when it was revealed he is a rapist.

Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.

you're welcome, other readers

i need at least a nip slip to keep me reading

two windows document folders, one labeled "memes for if jelly roll has the good politics thoughts" and the other labeled "memes for if jelly roll has the bad politics thoughts"

gettin ready

Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!

SILLY & WILD PUPY