Joe Somar

What if all the lamest people from Twitter had a place to be unbelievably chuegy? You’re looking at it, buster.

So no one is funny on Bluesky I see

My main problem so far being on Bluesky is that I hate here. Otherwise, pretty good!

Ok, Mr. Fart

😍😍😍

Yeah man it’s a hot book

Feel better, Liv!

I think it’s really cute that everyone here is acting like they’ve either never used social media before or were using X the everything app formerly known as Twitter with a gun to their heads.

Gf reveal

Serving up some dogs later if you know what I mean

Wiener coming up soon

WWE should bring back Nailz

The Rizzler looks nervous

Of all the fake twitters, this one the most makes me feel like I’m talking to myself.

I was on X the everything app formerly known as Twitter for a really long time it’s very funny to see everyone on here recycling jokes from over there and pretending they’re so clever on here. I’m onto you.

Magdalena Bay is just H&M music with quirked up shawty aesthetics

Ok now it’s getting good

Brother when I tell you I’m still thinking about this

Radiohead’s best song is Killer Cars

Look at my nuts. Tip me for looking at my nuts, even.

Rebranding as a fat dude hanging brain on this dumb app

None of my friends read this shit. If you’re reading this shit, you’re not my fucking friend.

Remember when that pitchfork guy was like”shit, cat”. Glad that crap is done for.

My thing with boxing and MMA is that I just want to see the gif of what happened and if what happened doesn’t fit in a gif then I probably don’t want to see that fight at all.

I am here

What’s up everyone on Bluesky?

This is my weirdest account

I am still thinking

The PlayStation Can Produce Mind-Boggling Effects

Dang spoilers