Willow Phlox @sassyscoopics

Me to gf: if you were a good you’d be soup cause you soupa cute :33
Gf: if you were a food you’d be stew because you’re stewpid

This is love

10.10.2025 04:31 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like we’re living in 1840s

29.10.2025 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heaven tastes like girl lips.

29.10.2025 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s weird to think that if 9/11 happened today they’d be calling Osama a Trans radical leftist.

16.09.2025 17:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Peen

13.09.2025 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12.09.2025 05:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Made some art today

12.09.2025 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How I look at @plusleapologist.bsky.social butt.

09.09.2025 03:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Respectfully, nice tits.

05.09.2025 04:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nom

01.09.2025 03:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just slept 11 hours and my feet are still numb from standing in heels on a concrete floor for 6 hours

31.08.2025 11:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well played DQ

27.08.2025 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dinner dessert.

25.08.2025 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What super powers do you get with the Walmart shrimp?

24.08.2025 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Black licorice

24.08.2025 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Beer

24.08.2025 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What I had it say vs. how Instagram cropped it.

Did me dirty.

21.08.2025 00:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes when I text I send multiple bubbles based on the amount of thoughts I have rushing through my head. I get yelled at a lot for this. It’s kinda fucking ableist.

16.08.2025 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

14.08.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had a blast seeing @damag3.bsky.social last night with @plusleapologist.bsky.social and Jonah. We had a great time and everyone was super talented.

14.08.2025 20:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I really wish people would quit drawing my cute ass self without my permission 🤣

09.08.2025 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Went to take a picture last night when I was chatting with @cutesylvania.bsky.social and didn't realize the flash was on and got this great photo.

09.08.2025 16:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone pointed this out to me and I can’t unsee it.

06.08.2025 13:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone bring me some cookies 😭

06.08.2025 01:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I get to see Izzy again.

03.08.2025 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You Went to a Drag Show—Now the State of Florida Wants Your Name EFF has long warned about this kind of mission creep: where a law or policy supposedly aimed at public safety is turned into a tool for political retaliation or mass surveillance. Going to a drag show...

www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

03.08.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did it!
#pokemontcg

29.07.2025 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Willow Phlox Twin Cities Vintage Shopping Trip: Antique Malls, Magic Shop & Vintage Toys!

Me and @plusleapologist.bsky.social visit Minnesota!
youtu.be/vBkGclt36p4?...

23.07.2025 04:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Willow Phlox Twin Cities Vintage Shopping Trip: Antique Malls, Magic Shop & Vintage Toys!

Me and @plusleapologist.bsky.social visit Minnesota!
youtu.be/vBkGclt36p4?...

23.07.2025 04:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Victini?

11.07.2025 05:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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