Travis Helwig

Travis Helwig

@travishelwig.bsky.social

young dumb and full of plums

6,276 Followers 180 Following 49 Posts Joined Jul 2023
6 days ago

The single least important demographic for the Democratic party to take advice from is "Elder Millenials Who Have A Bluesky Account."

And yet, those are the people in charge of our campaigns!

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7 months ago

Thank you for being so loving to my wife.

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7 months ago

It’s legit crazy this is a true stat. Like in 77 years? No woman has been good enough more than twice????

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7 months ago

That’s the look of absolute terror at having to speak in a public forum

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7 months ago
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In 77 years of #Emmys, only male writers have ever been to win more than twice? That seems… bad??

But Jen Statsky and Lucia Aniello could be the first this year. @goldderby.com www.goldderby.com/tv/2025/luci...

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1 year ago
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what british people call cocaine

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1 year ago

“He was secretly trying to say something about America!”

(Watched Uncle Sam say “this is too ghetto.”)

Ohhhh, I didn’t realize!

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1 year ago

“Did you know the Super Bowl halftime show ACTUALLY contained secret metaphors about the state of our country?”

It literally opened with Uncle Sam and an American flag dance, so… yes?

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1 year ago

I would sign up to work for this man Day 1. Our party is broken, we need our OWN tv psycho.

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1 year ago

unhinged man who doesn't care about truth just cares about winning the tv moment? dems we found our trump lets gooooooo #DraftStephenA

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1 year ago

If Nardwuar shows up at my show spilling secrets from my past, y'all never gonna see that lil gremlin again i can promise you that

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1 year ago
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Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.

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1 year ago

is there a way to unregister to vote?

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.

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1 year ago

There is no greater joy in life than fast-forwarding past the challenges on The Traitors.

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1 year ago

Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.

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1 year ago

All the brands who say “the big game” are pussies.

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1 year ago

Feel like there might be a better way to structure checks and balances since the House and the Supreme Court have become unmanageable.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

I forget what podcast I'm stealing this from, but they made the point that people don't trust the govt bc the parts of the govt they deal with all the time (Post Office, DMV, IRS) are all nightmares. It doesn't matter that GOP defunded them. People just see a bureaucratic hell.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Thanks Jordan

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1 year ago

It will be interesting to see who wins the Super Bowl.

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1 year ago

They were teammates on the Knicks, no?

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1 year ago

No I liked James

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1 year ago

I read the book everyone loved last year and it’s bad.

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1 year ago

We need two eightballs and 6 fentanyl test strips

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1 year ago

I finally know what I was put on this earth for. God created no one better than me for this solemn task...

I will be the one to make Peter Hegseth relapse.

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1 year ago

I’m happy to say I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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