@jamesmelville.bsky.social
I live in Fife and I'm a massive turncoat, a fash wolf in sheep's clothing. Love me and my sweaty fivehead, please!
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29.08.2025 15:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I am pure cringe.
29.08.2025 15:34 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I see economic migrant @isabeloakeshott.bsky.social is lonely and craving a bit of sausage in Dubai, Richard Tice must not be delivering the goods since he had his new pissbag installed? Might drop her my number, I know a butcher in Fife blah blah blah.
20.08.2025 20:09 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This heat does nothing for my massive sweaty fivehead.
19.06.2025 14:12 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You just don't call anymore like you used to?
10.02.2025 15:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Your occasional reminder, that I am generally unqualified to discuss any of the topics that I have such ridiculous opinions on.
30.01.2025 08:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You do know, I don't actually believe any of this codswallop, right? It's all about the ยฃยฃยฃยฃยฃยฃยฃยฃยฃยฃยฃยฃ.
21.01.2025 12:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy two thousand and twenty fivehead!
01.01.2025 09:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm more of a fivehead, than a figurehead.
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08.12.2024 11:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Large Brexit hole opens up in South Wales, residents are told to avoid the area. Curious, that this only seems to happened with vaccinated roads, isn't it?
02.12.2024 12:54 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
A screenshot of a tweet from James Melville, which questions why you never hear whistling when walking down the street anymore.
Peter Jay on stage holding a microphone and smiling.
Who remembers whistling?
01.12.2024 20:22 โ ๐ 30 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1
Morning! Brew's up!
21.11.2024 09:23 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
I've applied for a role in GREASEY the musical.
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I helped shake the jar and now the engagements on X are drying up.
What should I do next? Answers on a postcard.
Anyone got any spare change? My X engagements aren't what they used to be.
17.11.2024 14:04 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐
17.11.2024 13:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was here first.
17.11.2024 13:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0JFK Jr to the rescue!
16.11.2024 20:58 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Can you spare any pocket chance please mister?
16.11.2024 14:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He won't have the same username when he does ;)
16.11.2024 13:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
THIS is what happens when we don't cherish farmers!
16.11.2024 09:12 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I dumped you first babes โค๏ธ
15.11.2024 18:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How dare you all leave me on X?! Don't you know that I have bills to pay?
15.11.2024 17:20 โ ๐ 34 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Or Tim Tams
15.11.2024 16:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Elon Musk almost has fewer friends than I do. Almost.
15.11.2024 16:23 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't half talk some absolute shite about farmers lately eh?
15.11.2024 14:54 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Can I interest you in some offal from a butchers in Fife, Karen?
14.11.2024 09:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
