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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆBuddhist. Vegan. Philosopher, psychologist, and humanist. Podcaster. CANADIAN๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Host of Maple Drenched Musings Podcast Everything is here: http://www.mapledrenchedmusings.ca Email: maplemusings@icloud.com

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Are a packet of dry roasted peanuts a dayโ€™s meal?

Well some days they have to be. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

23.11.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠโ„๏ธโ„๏ธโ„๏ธโ„๏ธ
#cdnpoli #yyg #abpoli

23.11.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Winning answer.

22.11.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s it called when you fall asleep for a nap and you dream about food? ๐Ÿคช

22.11.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The voiceover ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜† sound up

Credit to dustymdouglas

22.11.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Omg. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

22.11.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and saying `` i 'm ready for lunch ! '' ALT: a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and saying `` i 'm ready for lunch ! ''

If anyone wants to buy me lunch today it would be appreciated.

Iโ€™d ask Jamil but feeding people leads to societyโ€™s collapse or something.

Mike.da.laserbeam@gmail.com

#cdnpoli

22.11.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I liked Leela because she was tough and not a screaming fawning weakling. She was more like The Doctorโ€™s bodyguard than companion.

22.11.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact- the actress who played the botanist โ€ฆ was Pussy Galore in โ€œGoldfingerโ€. Honour Blackman.

22.11.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As I predicted yesterday of course she received death threats. This is the Republican Party, millions of them in the USA and sounds like they also attend church!!

22.11.2025 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In comes the CPC saying how criminal it is weโ€™re serving finer food to homeless than people can afford. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคช

22.11.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Grays Harbor County resident dies from complications of avian influenza For immediate release: Nov. 21, 2025 (25-140) Contact: DOH Communications The person was infected with the H5N5 virus; the risk to the public remains low OLYMPIA โ€“ A Grays Harbor County resident who w...

DOH testing identified avian influenza virus in the environment of the flock, making exposure to the domestic poultry

Above suggest that the H5 confimed Grays Harbor backyard flock is H5N5 and is close to or identical to the flock owned by the fatally infected patient

doh.wa.gov/newsroom/gra...

22.11.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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H5 confimed in Alberta
Sturgeon County
Non-commercial
Non poultry

Taber
Commercial poultry

22.11.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sweet dreams Canada.
Lock your windows.
Sleep with garlic.
#cdnpoli #calgary

22.11.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think some insiders are out to crush Poilievreโ€™s opponents before his review.

22.11.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Conservative MPsโ€™ financial records leaked in alleged breach of party data High-profile Conservatives Jamil Jivani and Billy Morin among 15 MPs affected

www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...

22.11.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Im sure the leak of his financials from the CPC database was by Poilievre loyalists looking to ruin him.

22.11.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have thoughts about Jamil Jivani being OFFENDED that kids get a government funded school lunch.
#cdnpoli
Full video:

vt.tiktok.com/ZSfrBJGGq/

22.11.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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๐Ÿ˜•

21.11.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1521    ๐Ÿ” 290    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Canadians havenโ€™t figured that out yet with Trudeau and now Carney.

Eventuallyโ€ฆ.maybe.

22.11.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When a conservative bro makes a lot of money and success itโ€™s called โ€œhustleโ€ and praised.

When a Liberal PM does it, itโ€™s a โ€œscandalโ€ and rage inspiring.

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
#cdnpoli

22.11.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Oh be careful. Kusie might have an aneurysm if you make another trade or diplomatic visit. ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ

22.11.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fun fact. This is the one that lost a Calgary city council seat but ended up taking Jason Kenneyโ€™s seat when he left Parliament.
Sheโ€™s โ€ฆ wellโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Stay classy Alberta.
#cdnpoli

22.11.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Anytime someone mentions โ€œBrookfieldโ€ and โ€œCarneyโ€ in the same paragraph except to state he worked there, Iโ€™m automatically assuming theyโ€™re an idiot and anything before or after it is nonsense unless itโ€™s preceded by hard receipts.
#cdnpoli

21.11.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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a woman with red hair is sitting on a couch with her hands in the air . ALT: a woman with red hair is sitting on a couch with her hands in the air .

Who knew Mamdani and Trump meeting was like a video for โ€œOpposites Attractโ€. #cdnpoli #uspoli

21.11.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump and Mamdani praise each other after meeting face to face at White House | CBC

This has to be the weirdest TACO that TACO ever did.
#cdnpoli #uspoli

www.cbc.ca/news/world/l...

21.11.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cat is sticking its head out of a plastic bag that says mrs. since 1908 ALT: a cat is sticking its head out of a plastic bag that says mrs. since 1908

Iโ€™ve got like โ€ฆ 7 days before I can buy groceries and refill two of my prescriptions on payday and itโ€™s just ass ass ass. Complete ass. I feel like ass. Ass.

21.11.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This week has been ass.
Today was ass.
So glad I donโ€™t work weekends and I can just de-ass for two days.
Yes- thatโ€™s the only word I can think of thatโ€™s not too vulgar and yet accurate- ass.

21.11.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dolly is arguably one of the finest if not the finest human on the planet right now.

21.11.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
National Defence signs technology partnership arrangement with Australia for Arctic Over-the-Horizon Radar - Canada.ca On June 20, 2025, representatives of the governments of Canada and Australia signed a landmark technology partnership arrangement, a critical milestone in the rapid development and deployment of Canad...

www.canada.ca/en/departmen...

21.11.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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