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"Florence Craye ran her Powered by the Apocalypse homebrew the other night, Jeeves. Have you played PbtA, Jeeves?" "I have not yet had the pleasure, sir." "Nor have I, Jeeves. Not a twenty-sider to be had. One would think dice technology hadn't advanced since the days of Parker Brothers." I took a harrowed sip of my energy drink. "I tried to roll initiative and was called an 'incurable gamist.'" "Most distressing, sir." "Give Bertram Wooster dungeons, Jeeves. Give him dragons. Give him dice by the handful. I'm a simple man, Jeeves." "Yes, sir."

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

A package of food labeled "bimbo lunch"

You've heard of "girl dinner" but how about

(Joke by @skybun.bsky.social )

are they not monsters?

Long Facebook post that begins "Dialectics is the concept that opposing things can be true simultaneously" and goes on to say that while we need to get outside to keep ourselves healthy and regulated, it will be dangerously cold outside this weekend so it may be safer to remain inside, and then recommends some breathing exercises to remain grounded in These Trying Times

St Paul Parks and Rec really going through it

it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns

the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this

bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers

This is my disconnect with a lot of manufactured-fandom shows from the teens, like Voltron and She-Ra. Lots of moments that make great Tumblr gifsets but the bones just aren't there

Here are the endpapers I did for the hardcover edition, i wanted something fairytale-like, beautiful but sinister.

It's a wonderful story so I hope you give it a read!

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Dick Vitale @DickieV • Jan 7, 2020 Like many I've been following the news involving the attacks on Al-Asad bases in Iraq by Iran .Also I've been checking hoop news & 4 Teams should get a tip of the hat // RUTGERS/ PROVIDENCE / MARYLAND/BOSTON COLLEGE !They had W's over Penn St- Marquette-Ohio St - & yes VIRGINIA.

Sort of the inverse of this

Anchorite.

no it’s not just weapons and knowing how to fight, there’s more to it than that. really there’s a whole world of warcraft

"How did the West fall, granma?"

"Well, a bunch of incredibly fragile white people with more money than humans should be allowed to have decided to light it all on fire because somehow, somewhere, a minority was being treated like a human being. And pronouns. They fucking HATE pronouns."

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icymi in 1937 Leadbelly wrote the couplet "Home of the brave, land of the free / don't wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie"

People under 30 aren't having sex & look way older & haggard because they're not doing the running man in Z Cavariccis with hi-top fades in Italian loafers with their boys to a Teddy Riley type beat

Two Thunderbolt battlemechs for Battletech. They are painted in a blue-grey-yellow scheme with hand painted red star accents. The plastic model comes from the Armored Combat box while the larger, metal one is a Ral Partha sculpt from 1998 I believe.

A pair of Thunderbolts painted up for Battletech. The smaller, plastic model was one of the first minis I ever painted, and the larger, metal one is my attempt at recreating the scheme today. I call them the Red Star Brigade. #minipainting

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

girl what

"Be real with me; is it actually old man yaoi, or are they 30?"

barking lot

recalled criblike mattress

#RECALL: Criblike aftermarket play yard and non-full sized crib mattresses. The mattresses may not fit certain play yards/non-full sized cribs, posing a deadly entrapment hazard. The non-full-sized crib mattress, also fails the standard for mattress set flammability. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...

going up to a T4T lesbian couple like "which one of you is the poster and which one is the reply girl?"

The fact that disney has an official job position called 'Consul' is crazy. sometimes when people talk about Disney, I think to myself it's like we're talking about a massive powerful world spanning empire like Rome, and then I realize that's because, in a way, we are.

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

"Cats are filled with many pleasant sounds." Black cat saying "JORP!"

did u know

Casting spells and worshipping the devil in TTRPGs is so old school

Come to Lancer, where you get to be a woke gay antifa mech pilot fighting for communism