I could use a hug!

But that is a good thing to be!

Much too slow to be called a flash

Good afternoon! #penis #cock #dick #chubbyguys

Now apply this with everything in life, not just food.

So much of what people do makes a difference no one would notice but the problem is they aren't trying to trick you, they have been drinking the Kool aid so long that they are absolutely sure the nonsense they do is the only way or you're trash

Looks like buzz lightyear

So cute! ,❤️

You look so pretty there!

Well nobody cums like me so I don't want you to pick someone else and be disappointed...

Does honking your boobs all the time fit in that description?

Well hey I can be more subtle if you'd like! Bringing myself to extasy as my warm love escapes in bursts.

But it's easier to say I blew a huge load lol

It sounds good on paper and yeah tailgating feels like if only I educate the other political party that they are wrong they will change! You can't make the other driver go faster

But regular people do dumb stuff like drive in packs with huge open spaces that are safer bc they are afraid to pass

The reason that they choose to do it is because you are driving the way you want to, not what's good and courteous to everyone else.

Ever see people mad at people complaining because they stomp and they always say that's just how I walk! I'm not stomping! The way they walk is rude to everyone else

I just wanna cuddle my head in them!

Thar she blows
#masturbation #cum #cumshot #solo

Ahh yes when your choices make things bad for other people, double down and make it worse for them because fuck other people, I'll just do what I want! No sense making the world a little better when you can make it a little worse!

I really think the marketing is they make a new flavor at a loss which makes you buy the regular flavor and since you just ate two bags, well now want more so you are back to buying as a habit. Makes me feel tin foil hat-ish but then again if it's not this it's something just as nefarious

I wonder what percentage of my nihilistic traits came from final fantasy villains?

#gaming #finalfantasy #retrogaming #jrpgs

I can't remember where I heard this but the rich are so uninspired that they can't think of anything better to do with their money than to make more money.

But we all love to think that if we were rich we would be different. But hey at least many of us don't have to worry about that temptation!

I really envy people who found freedom or meaning after deconstructing. It's not that I haven't, but it's like having lived in a house built for you, a storm takes it all out and you have to rebuild and you don't have the tools or the knowledge on how to build. But I can't live a lie!

Best I can do is one average dick for 6 minutes or less

Well you shouldn't have eaten all that broccoli before you went to the gym

Vibrating stroker with an open end #masturbation #solo #stroker #penis #cock #dick

I seent your behind

Now I'm just imagining a dick going super Saiyan with pubes turning blonde. Then as the sound plays of the coursing energy and aura.

No. It is is no longer a dick! It has become a cock!

Well what were they measuring for? Like to to see if their potions and elixirs worked and you were just given colored water? I'm not sure they needed a control group unless like some people were growing wings on their own and they needed to determine if it was the potion or the environment

Might be some kind of forced perspective and that's why they look like that.

It gives me some comfort to know that guys with big dicks are still insecure and want people to think they are bigger

Not saying that's what happening here but that might be an indication

Would have soaked her belly to face!

Breasts give us the strength to handle our busy days!

It's a good way to express yourself