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@attorneydad.bsky.social

Bill of Rights enthusiast; full-time appellate & post-conviction lawyer with a dismal win-loss record ; mostly here to insult my betters. Born and raised behind the pine curtain, forced to subsist on the arid Staked Plains

1,572 Followers 184 Following 1,129 Posts Joined Aug 2023
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They Didn’t Want to Have C-Sections. A Judge Would Decide How They Gave Birth. Two Florida women had to attend virtual court hearings while in labor to argue for their right to choose their own medical care. As their state pushes to expand some types of medical freedom, it has a...

ProPublica out here doing the Lord's work reporting on repro issues...

One woman underwent THREE HOURS of testimony from her hospital bed, while in labor.

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3 days ago

Pretty sure this is a seizure.

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2 days ago

I’ve never seen that skit and it’s incredibly funny

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4 days ago

Anyway if you are worried about the quality of advocacy for defendants at SCOTUS hit me up; I can help you find a way to get directly involved .

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4 days ago

“Dunb” is like dumb if it were even dunber

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4 days ago

A lot of people I respect put a lot of time and effort into bringing this thing to fruition. I have high hopes for the new office , and I think (and always thought) the Defender General was a dunb, unworkable idea .

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There are probably people who hope this new office will operate that way. And maybe it will? But before you go off publishing a think piece on the ethical or Appointments Clause implications, maybe just wait and see what the office will actually do

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Some famous podcasters used to tweet longingly about the idea of a Defender General. These were primarily people who spent more time complaining about the quality of defense advocacy than actually advocating for defendants.

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Either much of the reporting & discussion about the new Defenders’ Supreme Court Advocacy Project is inaccurate, or what they told appellate defenders is inaccurate. I guess time will tell. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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4 days ago

Bad couple of years for that last name

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4 days ago

I’m definitely not.

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6 days ago

I’m thankful you are made of sterner stuff 😉

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1 week ago

Human trafficker. Fraud. Violent brawler. Cop killer.

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1 week ago

It pains me to say this on March 6 but I am pretty sure that Jim Bowie was a terrible person who should be publicly reviled

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More “bride at wedding reception but it’s a democracy lawyer at the archives” content plz

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1 week ago

The matches are so short compared to boxing or mma or even judo, which always seems to end so quickly to me . A sumo bout is like 14 seconds long and the stakes are so high .

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1 week ago
The sad little piggie has lost his back legs and the pink on his snout , bottom lip, and cheeks is worn down to pewter gray

Why don’t you ask my cute little “I ❤️ OK” articulated piggie keychain?

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1 week ago

I’m sure that there are plenty of ways to come to appreciate sumo but I gotta think @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social had something to do with this

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1 week ago

I’m really more of a run-the-dryer-with-crayon/lip gloss/gel pen typpa ghost 👻

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1 week ago

So basically you would live my current life?

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2 years ago
Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

what fresh hell

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Another bananas take

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1 week ago

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

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You know how I can be certain I will never make this mistake? That's right: doing my tables of contents and authorities by hand, including typing out all the individual periods each line.

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1 week ago

Where are you getting your numbers? Everywhere I look has them headed for a runoff

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1 week ago

🌲

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1 week ago

I probably wouldn’t say I’ve argued at the Court either but maybe for a different reason 😂😭

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1 week ago
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Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”

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2 weeks ago
Photo of Tyson Breaded & Stuffed Chicken Cordon Bleu

Apparently they do . Dairy allergy diagnosis has robbed me of all that was right and good in the world.

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