Ali

MAKE CONCERTS AFFORDABLE AGAIN!!

If my class were going to listen to anything I taught them this week, I'm glad it was this

It’s a dangerous world right now. All we can do is make the people around us feel safe. But that’s doing a lot.

This is from Darren Aronofsky’s AI content startup, and separate from it being narratively incoherent and rhythmically off, it is absolutely fucking bonkers how lifeless motion pictures are without actors OR even animators to breathe life into performances. These are corpses.

I did the thing at last. I finally finished the whole of Supernatural

You know those 2010s tumblr posts that were like, I'm in my cosy house on a Sunday afternoon with my dog and a good book? Well the house is rented and the dog isn't mine, but still, we're cosy

Happy birthday/new year!

A forlorn landscape of layered rocks in the foreground, with hills fading into the background haze. At upper top right, a small crescent moon, and a bright star.

Open up this picture fully.

Then look at the surface of Mars.

Then look up to the top right.

Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.

Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.

That's Earth.

Ultimate poorly food, cheesy instant mash

The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.

2011, before teaching turned me into the crypt keeper

School holiday problems: missed bake off and last night's traitor's because I forgot the day of the week
School holiday perks: catching up in the middle of the day in my pjs with biscuits

It's Spencer being there that's got me

I just assumed purple guts was a mushroom name I hadn't heard before

I ache from pilates last night, I've had water, chairs and a pot of playdoh thrown at me today (do not recommend playdoh to the nose), and I've just spent 2 hours cleaning and emptying my car to part exchange tomorrow. I shall now be eating tacos in my pjs and not moving for the rest of the evening

Stede Bonnet, gesturing to a section in his auxiliary wardrobe: Autumn vibe.

I can't even listen to sick and disgusting most times so hell no to it live

reminder that you can be the gentlest, kindest person--you can dedicate your life to protecting the planet!--and still keep a little list of people you fucking hate. it's okay to be angry! anger is a symptom of giving a shit!

What a highly mondayey monday

According to the one of the very random dreams I had last night, the solution to ICE is to throw all the agents in a labyrinth with the minotaur

Stede Bonnet in S1 of OFMD, looking perfectly put together in his white shirt and teal vest.

Another still of Stede from the same episode, he's covered in fake blood and yelling, his hair going in all different directions.

september 30th vs. october 1st

I'm not a swiftie but this is so pretty

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:

1. When your coffee is the perfect temperature
2. Your favourite author publishes a new book
3. Fresh bed sheets
4. Cosy jumpers on a chilly day
5. Festival sing-alongs in the sun

"Vote for us or the fascists get in" rings a bit hollow from Labour folk when their prime minister is performatively draping himself in St. George Cross while insisting that publicly inciting violence against trans women should be protected speech

Advertising your device as the "ultimate ai companion" is not the flex you think it is

Freaky Friday but it’s me and my doctor so she can feel my actual pain levels

Yea, I was glad just to get standing for one with how many people were trying

Just Saturday at the minute. I'm going to try and pick up a Friday on twickets when it gets closer tho

MCR wembley is going to be such an emo mates reunion, I can't wait