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Spike Warden

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Just a single bi dad and his dog. ๐Ÿ• Chock full of dad jokes and sarcasm. Perpetually nice guy. I rarely take myself seriously.๐Ÿค“ Livinโ€™ the dream in Columbus, Ohio. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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Nice to meet you, Andy! ๐Ÿค—

11.01.2024 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not by your profile photo. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Youโ€™ll have to give me a better clue than thatโ€ฆ! ๐Ÿ˜†

10.01.2024 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course! ๐Ÿค—

09.01.2024 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

09.01.2024 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TIL bottoms have their own magazine ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

09.01.2024 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

28.12.2023 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! ๐Ÿ˜‹

28.12.2023 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My Kermit air freshener has an obvious typo. ๐Ÿค”

28.12.2023 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m the least naughty soapy & wet person *ever*โ€ฆ! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

23.12.2023 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

23.12.2023 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please do! I canโ€™t reach my backsideโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‹

23.12.2023 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas! ๐Ÿค—๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป

23.12.2023 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All shiny and cleanโ€ฆ! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿšฟ

23.12.2023 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿคญ

14.12.2023 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I may be overly criticalโ€ฆ ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜

14.12.2023 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

14.12.2023 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‹

14.12.2023 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dammit. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

12.12.2023 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

12.12.2023 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ

11.12.2023 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right?? ๐Ÿ˜

30.11.2023 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

28.11.2023 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I worked, but my daughter and son-in-law came over for breakfast. It was nice. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป How was yours?

27.11.2023 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

27.11.2023 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know (butt sex) what youโ€™re talking about. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

27.11.2023 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thatโ€™s hilarious!

27.11.2023 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drat! I missed those! ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

27.11.2023 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

27.11.2023 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s so strange. ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜

27.11.2023 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a menโ€™s room? Definitely legendary. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

27.11.2023 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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