pliable head, a little connie

I need a time quangle where everyone’s playing a character who killed their dad

ohhh the caffeine-as-self-medication is hitting tonight

icb fanfiction is just free on the internet !!

archiveofourown.org/works/729660... EVERYONE IS READING THIS RIGHT ??? It’s sooooo good I love my rowdy boys*
(*gendy neutch this includes freyja)

second-best Fake Emily Dream Word; first place honors still go to “dond,” meaning the tonal opposite but syntactical equivalent of “fond” i.e. saying “I am dond of this” for something unpleasant or offputting

in my dream last night i encountered the spanish term “los zubreguches” and I was like, I don’t know what that means. ? and then I googled it when I woke up and it’s fully not a word at all. dream me was just cooking syllables I guess

cc @bigmeows.bsky.social

it happened again!! I’m gonna set up a counter

Gharial crocodile swimming through murky water with just his head + long snout sticking out

Two little baby gharials held in someone’s hand

Gharial with mouth open like :V

Gharial mostly submerged in clear shallow water while its babies surround it and climb on its snout

Spelling Bee wouldn’t accept ‘gharial’ ?? MEAN TO HIM???

caught up on CR4 through episode 5, basically finished my embroidery project, AND someone drew fanart of a fic I wrote, just a real banner fandom day for ol’ pli

Mike at the Etna post office is the nicest dude alive, literally I will not send mail from anywhere else, he just gave me a $4 box for free 🥺

Help, It’s Again

Nothing like opening an ingram box and it’s just full of freida mcfadden and captain underpants

I’m sorry bozo but if you’ve ever watched or listened to an actual play show you’ve been watching the GM do it the whole time

I actually don’t care if you “don’t usually like second person POV fics but—“ You liked mine, clearly, so you actually didn’t need to say this

just played a very thrilling speed round of Codenames where the clue “PISS (3)” clinched us a resounding victory

hell yeah brother

fyi if we haven’t talked about it already: my mom is splitting from her miserable husband. Divorce will be final later this month. Beam her all of your kindness and send him all of your period cramps forever

wealwell gotch send tweet

the big post-gig group photos I have from 11/22 in LA are soooo important and special to me and I am rly gonna need the same but from Manchester this time plssss 🥲

happened to meeee last week, now i’m like. did i have bwonchitis

thanks dude!!

I am costumed in pale blue body paint, dyed-blue hair, a navy scarf with blue-green stripes, and a distressed hot-pink dress shirt with no sleeves, swinging a prop sling full of rocks around and above my head. in the background is a cloudy sky and a gas station.

A cartoon illustration by Andrew Archer, which the previous photo is recreating. A man in a pink sleeveless shirt with melting blue skin and a scarf around his face wields a sling of rocks on a cloudy gold background. Various other elements are also seemingly melting.

A closer shot of my face and makeup in the costume, which shows the blue paint dripping off the left side of my face to reveal my regular skin beneath, as to line up with where my hair is dyed blue only on the right and is my normal green on the left.

A pose showing off the drippy melting bits of my makeup on my right arm, with my arm lifted to frame my face and my left hand tugging at the scarf wrapped over my nose and mouth.

a return to Get to Heaven for hallowEEn this year, in honor of its anniversary 💜❤️🧡💛 #everythingeverything #gettoheaven

Truly too much happening

classic bus shit of a woman behind me telling a LOUD narrative with WAY too much explicit detail (people pulling guns on each other, creating and deleting multiple fb pages, baby mama drama) vs an elderly chinese couple trying to listen to a speakerphone call in the front seats…. Da City

Tubi’s Quibi

Look at him

NO BUT I LOVE THIS MOVIE IT’S SOOO INSANE i was like obsessed with it in college hahahaha