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@stillpolitebut.bsky.social

Just another dumbass with a smart-assed mouth.🍁 Achievements: Done stuff, learnt stuff, 'bin places, raised others, still here. Founding member of the Flibbertigibbets Club. First rule of Flib Club... forget to tell anyone.

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Latest posts by stillpolitebut.bsky.social on Bluesky

Apart from doing an amazing impression of a lobotomy patient, I'm also impressed that he can still climb a couple of small steps without a handrail.

01.11.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I highly reccomend this! I remember one year getting all healthy and handing out a box of raisins AND a pack of sunflower seeds to about 25 kids. The following year I had 2.

01.11.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to admit to being a peasant with aspirations, I like a little bit of fancy sausage with mine.

01.11.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I prefer to lurk alone.

01.11.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Despite all his lip service, he's obviously never going to heaven and not even concerned. If he was worried he'd be feeding the poor and washing lepers' feet, but no way in hell that'll ever happen.

31.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, it's just a coincidence that they happen to have a lot of oil. It's all about saving Christians so Trump can go to heaven silly.

31.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But Amazon has always been the bad guys. Since I've never given them a single penny, sadly I will not be contributing towards the million cans of gold spray paint required for the ballroom. πŸ‘

30.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And here I was thinking the poor thing had picked up a horrible lip infection from kissing Trump's arse too much. Weird that all of Trump's women seem to suffer the same affliction.

30.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a bit like a soother for the screaming baby, but more of an appease the sleaze stategy.

29.10.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh, what a bargain! You can pick up a snack for kitties and a well-soled and heeled gent for under 4 shillings. Then you get him to take you to the movies to see Boris Karloff in the Black Room.

28.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These days even intelligent people can be hesitant thanks to big pharma. Their lies and money gouging has created serious mistrust. Unfortunately that usually includes doctors and scientists, who are seen as little more than salesmen for the drugs.

28.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well whoever it belongs to is certainly not into personal grooming. Which leads me to conclude it's my little brother, currently going through his rodent phase.

28.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But you have to admit, Trump's grift is the greatest, most fantastic and amazing grifting you have ever seen! But it's far more telling that America has tolerated such a sleazeball for this long.

23.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In true Trump fashion, when he is done the White House will be left in shambles and bankruptcy, just like the rest of the country.

22.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Naturally it's inconceivable to Republicans that the organizers and protestors are not paid, they pay a fortune for theirs.

20.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's weird there's new bsky accounts suddenly here in support of Trump. Fortunately, they appear to be just simple insult bots without a thought between them. But then again, they could also be highly paid Republicans using their awesome and amazing talents. Hmm...

18.10.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

G before my morning coffee, E the rest of the day but with the hope of getting D'd later.

15.10.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that's a gate! I had plans for a nice little wooden affair, but this has me rethinking...

15.10.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately coyotes are also highly intelligent carnivores. Since they love snacking on our little poopsies and kitties, they do deserve some serious consideration when allowing pets and small livestock to roam free.

15.10.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No doubt I have been consumed by many dinosaurs, carnivores and dust mites over the last few million years, and I have consumed them in return. Before that I think I was just wandering around aimlessly in space, as one does.

15.10.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We do, but it always takes you way too much alcohol and then you don't remember much of it the next day. It's not our fault you're a bad time traveler.

15.10.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Banana has a good manicurist, they're efficiently shaped with a nice gloss coat.

15.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I too see them if I click on them. As a test I've posted a pic of yummy Victorian quince jellies, which no doubt you'll be making! Perhaps it's not just you...

14.10.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh oh, looks like he's recharging the laser banks.

12.10.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But when you're a big fat LOSER does it really matter who calls you? Thankfully golf courses always have plenty of crying towels.

11.10.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope, he's merely the hemorrhoid on the asshole's asshole. Unfortunately, no amount of Prep H will help his musical deficiencies.

11.10.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He was a popular but lousy singer, beloved by the prison crowd he often performed for. As an ex-con, the man had serious cred.

10.10.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One can never have too much sloth cuteness! A lifestyle most of us desire, but sadly rarely have enough money to achieve.

10.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right now the US is only getting the cold shoulder, but that's only on the surface. Who knows what goes on behind closed doors of global powers. Trump is delusional if he thinks he can fuck everyone's economy without serious consequences.
Besides, are Americans really willing to die for this idiot?

10.10.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've often wondered how noisy it would be back then. If birds are anything to go by, and given how big dinosaurs got, it would probably be super annoying to have ears back then.

08.10.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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