Good girl url to irl

I see why some might label me a narcissist as I do openly find myself to be interesting, delightful and refined by experience; however I worked hard for this and therefore will reap the fruit of my labour. I happen to understand the complexity behind the condition too, which also makes them wrong

About 60-65% of Lydia davis text is garbage writing but the other 35% really makes up for it. I too am constantly balancing two extremes and enjoy relating to it much

Love to see the lizard people theory is catching motion again. Pointed out my sister's mother in law is a reptilian before, not in like a literal sense, but somehow everyone knew exactly what I was talking about. Plotting and scheming and shit. Very peculiar crowd

7 eleven cheese toastie is ass

2 weeks until my trip, weather forecast solid 13 degrees. Feeling very french riviera compared to local -27. Packed my cunty bubblegum pink bikini

“We create with intention” and it’s another basic sweatshop. Organic! Who thought!

Missing out as we speak

Sure there’s death and starvation, but have you ever considered the burden of a 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦

Mate from london messaged “when’re you back next?”
When’re? Didn’t know this was a thing. Correct, too. It fascinated me so much i feel like it’s relieving my flu symptoms. When’re

Not now kitten, daddy’s listening to bryan ferry

Team SJP or team Kim Cattrall? In my early 20s I was mostly hanging out with guys ~10 sometimes 15 years older than me and while it was a fun period in my life, realistically how much does a grown man have in common with a 20 year old woman where no romance or sexual relations are involved

stephen king no, but back when I was working in hospitality we were having pretty regular deep dives into the spanish crusades

The guy wearing boots and moaning super loudly on the lat machine on my first day at the new gym hasn’t been seen again. Good. I prefer quiet, controlled whimpering.

Just spent 2 hours planning and visualising how I’m going to organise my backpack. This is very important. I don’t even have the backpack yet

this was a compliment by the way

I have been reading a lot of lydia davis recently and her writing sounds a lot like the blind lady who’s a triple virgo and wouldn’t want shit in her clothing

There’s a pattern

Brought 1L of chicken broth to a byob event

Purchased a book on vinted about memory and grief and it came in a box fully laminated in layers of tape, which was was a struggle to rip off, only to be wrapped in two more plastic bags inside. I thought that was brilliant

Period tracker dropped a yearly wrap of my cycle with this gem at the end. What the hell sure

careful your sense of identity built solely on external validation is showing

23 year old in my dms

cougar

This is what’s worrying me

Me and Jon are the only cool people on this stupid website

Daily antihistamines and 30mg cbd is my lazy girl lexapro

Mum's got a face lift and now it's her entire personality

Bring back landline and telephone books

Relieved to find out men still yearn like that

Hot towels