✴️Fay Ludes✴️

Pablo Picasso!?! also, just clocked that's not JR solo, but the modern lovers.

I can't stop thinking about how the DJ went from Jonathan Richman to Dua Lipa last night.

Home from the gig by 11:30 PM *AND* tomorrow's weekly gig is now an hour later?! What did I do to deserve this?!🙏

When I had a Taco Bell that knew my order, I felt ashamed 😆

Me too, cause I'm gonna ask for one kind of beans and when they're done scooping say actually can I get both??

Well, there's lots of homosexuals in Tennessee, including myself. You might get some looks at Dollywood, but that's about it.

CRAZY FROG?! I had to pause because I'm so gagged.😂

Hey! It's fine to be "blue no matter who" or whatever, but we have enough time before elections to remind people, Gavin Newsom sucks! We deserve a better candidate & it's not too late to have one.

yes🫶

Do u think they’re mad at me

I know she loves Kenya but.. ?!?

that is NOT who won the lip sync????!

OFF?!

I'll never announce if I get rich, but there will be signs..

Y'all. I just got flowers delivered to me for Valentine's Day 😭
That hasn't happened in years and years and years!

How was I doing 3+ shows in 2 days regularly?! I feel like I'm dying halfway in.

If you never clocked Jelly Roll as a Trumper, you're a dummy.

Ewwwww I just spent four days in 83° weather, but I land in the south and it's 33°?! FML.

One time a transmedicalist got booked for a $$$ college gig by a non binary person. The next year, she was the only person not invited back. It's like, someone told the booker or something.. 👀

OMG I could never have anticipated how much I needed to get out of Nashville and in to the sun of LA & Phoenix, until I did it.
Refreshed and ready for a weekend of gigs!

LONDON — 🇬🇧 people put Elon’s email to Epstein up at a bus stop 👀

This is who we’re letting poison Memphis and drill a hole in Nashville? 🤔

Every time I'm in LA, I think I want to live here, but I know I don't.

Oop, I'm on the plane.

On my way to the airport🤭

I have a ton of friends in LA since I'm from California. I can think of at least two off the top of my head who would let me stay there anytime.

Chat, I need advice. Do I run away to LA this week with a hot vegan babe from the Internet? (We've never met.) I only have to pay for a one-way ticket , she's already covered everything else😭

she used to be in Chicago constantlyyyyyy

6 Black Drag Kings on the Hydrate stage😍

An imagine explaining that OpenAI is Trump's largest donor

One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"

I have SO many, including ones from queens that quit less than a year later 😆