✴️Fay Ludes✴️

My favorite part about the golden bachelor/ette is when they see themselves on TV then come to the reunion with refreshed cosmetic procedures😆 you go, diva.

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Zava is a cunt.

Whaaaaaaat

Me yesterday 😆

Can you sub the beer for weed? 🤔

As most are aware by now, ICE is slamming the north side today. They've been seen in Andersonville, Rogers Park, West Ridge, Edgewater + Evanston. Several people abducted, agents still active.

Shared with permission—rapid response whistle team at Bryn Mawr & Broadway this morning.

WE WIN!🔥

Having to play tooth fairy tonight because a kid I'm watching lost a tooth & all I can find in this house is a two dollar bill 😆

Amazon’s Ring is partnering with Flock

• A network of AI-powered cameras used by ICE, federal agencies, and police

• Authorities can request users to share footage to assist with 'evidence collection and investigative work'

(via Techcrunch | 404 Media co)

Wow, that's nice to see in the Boro.

I still love a boomerang🤷

How is big dumper number one trending and it has nothing to do with ass?!

a close up of a white kitten with its mouth open and looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a white kitten with its mouth open and looking at the camera .

I'm gonna have to get a Xanax prescription to work on Broadway or I'm going to run over all of these tourists

I spent 32 years in California and have basically spent the rest of my life trying to figure out where I can create something sustainable. Sucks when you're pushed out of what you know.

Didn't expect to fall in love with these Hayley Williams songs, but they are talking about Nashville and resonate deeply.

Oh yeah, that region is pretty crazy in price! I'm originally from the San Francisco area so I can't even go home. I swear Chicago is the last progressive affordable city in a blue state.

Like I'm out here in a red state with Yee trucks riding my ass trying to run me off the road?! What am I doing? (I do have the golden handcuffs of eight standing gigs a month though.)

Just looked at what kind of place I could get in Chicago for what I'm paying here in Nashville and now I'm having life crisis.🤦

She's always with me on the road. I know she would've reached her goal of performing in black girl magic and continued to take Chicago by storm. So glad I met her that night at Berlin many years ago!🫶

If anyone's wondering how this is possible, the answer is these strike teams are moving terrifyingly fast. Grab first, ask questions later. We were about 8-15 minutes behind them today for several hours. They're jumping out of vans, chasing people across lawns, taking them from bus stops, etc

Shaved em like a year in to drag and never looked back! Love my 45 min mug lol

Please introduce me to some 😆

Rush to danger, wind up nowhere.🤦

Truly!

How is it only Tuesday and my week has already been a colossal shit show?!🤦

RIP Miss Major! Thank you for all that you did to progress the rights of trans folks and queers everywhere. Legend, icon, now in the stars.
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Was worried I wasn't going to have a Halloween gig, but Nashville books last minute so now I have 2 😆

@jaykaybk.bsky.social got any shows to book this UK babe? 😆