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Yo @mayorofseattle.bsky.social can we ban giant red LED billboards driving around? That shit is obnoxious and a distraction.

Its spider season again! 🕷🕸

I'm appropriating "growth without purpose is cancer." That's great

I forgot the word for HDMI cable, so I asked a meeting room to pass me "the ...uhhh... table tentacle."

It worked but I also got a strange look.

Technical Documentation & Content Engineer, Model Context Protocol San Francisco, CA | New York City, NY | Seattle, WA

This is the moat ironic thing I've heard all week, and I was singing vanessa carlton lyrics at a vaporwave show yesterday.

job-boards.greenhouse.io/anthropic/jo...

ORLY?

The end of today is the beginning of the end of tomorrow 😀

Bad unix ideas: one program that does everything shitty. We can call it "sh," after the first 2 letters of what it is.

I did it again

I never tried skylines, but sometimes I wonder if the citizens of Spud Francisco are still kayaking north in a sea of excrement and then getting stuck in traffic and loving it.

One day the mayor went insane and demolished the dam and skipped town to smoke a bowl and make dinner in >>> time, flooding the city with poop for months, 5% of the population moved out and the ones left still rated it 5 stars

Agree on SC4, Cities XL was too easy. I got all the achievements in a city with comically awful traffic made of only one way streets most of which went north. It was powered by dam on an artificial reservoir made exclusively of sewage that also fed the river the waterfront was on.

This opinion is incorrect, sc3k kicked ass, and 4 was solid too. It was 5 that went to hell cause maxis got westwood'd

i made potatos on the way to bed

Let's play "2025 or 1925":

<operator>: turns <machine> on

<machine>: starts, but makes weird noises

<operator>: smacks <machine>

<machine> starts working normally

I'm in trouble, but I've been assured it isn't for ordering "threeseburgers" at Dick's.

Edit; But Nothing;

I thought of a clever post earlier but i forgot what it was. I can tell cauze the post posting app was open buy nothing was posted.

Bad unix ideas: Basketball but each team has their own ball and offense and defense happen at the same time on the same court.

(There are helmets after the second or third season)

Athena is special, she has Real Business Reasons to touch the Wizard Stone. I have no idea why Dionysus said you should do it too, he was probly drunk.

Oh, you want me to stop using empty conference room chairs as footstools? Stop making my job sound like indie game fusion cuisine and I'll stop acting like a hobbit.

Oh, sorry, it's bad form to begin a message with "Yo," it should have been "Hark! A Fell voice is on the air!"

I think it's ironic when big tech companies expect professionalism. Y'all named your projects after mythical bullshit and I've spent 2 work days trying to get a gaggle of Greek Gods to stop touching the Wizard Stone before their tomfoolery brings upon them build breakage and gnashing of teeth.

bad unix idea: terminfo for emoji

Meow