glum

Hahahaha. This is actually so real

So do I . I’m hoping for a well-timed layover

Thank you for your business

I have forsaken nothing ! I can get lots of computering done on a layover

Ok weirdo

You know I’m in

Does anyone know what’s going on

Simplified my life by carrying a third cell phone. Follow me for more tips.

*not an invitation*

When a woman is open to talking about sex things, it is so easy for people to distill them down to that one thing. It’s silly.

Look at me, not giving a fuck.

Yes

When you’re taking care of something on your drivers license and find your own divorce filing instead. Cool, cool.

Communication is a skill, people.

Rough landing but we would’ve survived

Went off the runway and ran a bunch of signs over but I definitely landed it

This feels like bad advice . As you wish

This is an extracurricular opportunity I will definitely attempt a roll 🤣 just for testing

Thank you! Those are great pointers. It has motion so if it’s a rough landing I will FEEL it !!

Gonna land the plane on Friday (in the flight simulator)

Send all your hot tips

Thank you 😊

Thank you!

Larping flight attendant girl

I’m alive

Creeps ruin everything good. God forbid a woman just wants to go somewhere by herself once in awhile JFC

There are people in my class who are going to become pilots !

If you become a flight attendant they will pay for it 😛

And my base is… Anchorage, Alaska!

I have full autonomy over my uniform any given day !

I think it’s mandatory any time belt loops are exposed

1 is a dress yeah! With a cardigan over , but can be worn without.

Thanks ✨

You can mix and match the pieces quite a bit but there are rules on which pieces you can wear together

I did peep the bow tie 😻 thank you for the thoughtful input !