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Charlotte The European πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨πŸ‡­πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί

@afalkvidd.bsky.social

Incapable of picking the mean dialogue option in video games. Perfume collection currently at 320. Tea first, then milk.

353 Followers 52 Following 365 Posts Joined Oct 2024
17 hours ago

An errant missile hitting some private jets. It could happen.

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3 days ago
that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

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5 days ago
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

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4 days ago

The most wholesome thing I've seen in a long time πŸ₯°

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4 days ago
The three stages of career development: 
1. I can't wait until I'm important enough to be included in meetings. 
2: I feel so important being in these meetings! 
3: I will do anything legal and several illegal things to avoid these meetings. 

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Am at Stage 3 so much. πŸ˜‘

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5 days ago

The blank lifeless faces. Nightmare fuel.

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5 days ago

Oddly sinister. So many themes were in the 70s and 80s, I wonder why. It's like some weird recluse composer tried to figure what a child would like, without ever having encountered a single child in their lives.. πŸ₯΄

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5 days ago

Wish we humans had a firmware or system setting where we could mark immune responses as false positives. "No, dear body, this pollen is not dangerous, stop being so dramatic". 🀧

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5 days ago

I didn't think anything could compete with the American Horror Story season 1 theme when it comes to creepiness, but this one is right up there. 😱

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6 days ago

Aww "preliterate". I've never seen that word before. What a nice notion, because it makes me think literacy is just around the corner. (Well, maybe not for the raccoon but for people..)

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6 days ago

A mighty long bicycle ride.

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6 days ago
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Financial market participants dragging themselves to the office:

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1 week ago

This lad and Colman Domingo are all I need in my feed to bring me fashion happiness. Just the best dressers, like walking jewellery boxes. πŸ’Ž

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1 week ago

The Freelancer's Lament (1632)

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1 week ago

Bassets are my favourite kind of dog. So much ear floppage.

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1 week ago

I don't know if this counts since it's not flavour text,, but I always enjoy it immensely when The Exo Stranger says "Good riddance, evil bastards" at the end of Glassway strike.

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1 week ago

I laughed so hard that I had to blow my nose πŸ˜†

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1 week ago

That is why we love you, scientists. Tell us more!

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1 week ago

When someone says β€žScientists do not want you to knowβ€œ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

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1 week ago

They wiv the angels now.

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1 week ago

It's clearly a cat warmer. If you're lucky you may every now and then dry some clothes on it, should Peach feel benevolent and allow it.

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1 week ago

every time i look at the news i'm like, yeah, you know what, i WILL have another biscuit

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1 week ago

This has always been fantastic, and it is even BETTER now knowing that they have just gotten married! There is still good in this world! β˜€οΈ (You must repost this video whenever it shows up in your feed, it's the law)

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2 weeks ago
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Best thing ever. Even better when I found I could put doors on it, to protect my collection from dust and sunlight. Absolute hero. 10/10, will buy again.

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2 weeks ago

Scarily accurate.

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2 weeks ago
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As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter

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2 weeks ago

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

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2 weeks ago

Amazing! I am so getting this. Modern vaccines ftw!

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2 weeks ago

I can *hear* the deep, deep sigh in this photo.

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2 weeks ago

Hmm yes that was my guess as well. Harder to sneakily take stuff. Thought maybe it was something that everyone in the UK knew about and I had just missed it.

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