eviŁrooster

eviŁrooster

@evilrooster.bsky.social

Dual US/UK techie living in the Netherlands. Tech writer and contagious documentarian by day, bookbinder by night. My opinions are my own, and do not reflect those of anyone who employs, hangs out with, or is in any other way stuck with me. (She/her)

1,072 Followers 269 Following 2,808 Posts Joined Jun 2023
19 hours ago

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

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2 hours ago

But you have a feminine-looking userpic! That means you’re required to listen to randos’ “feedback” and take responsibility for their feelings!

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9 hours ago

Manifest Destiny in the fourth dimension.

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1 day ago

Hey @merriam-webster.com: New word emerging.

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3 days ago

Explaining the concept of a rosary to my non-religious friend I said "It's like a fidget toy but for prayer."

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4 days ago

Anyone else tired of being forced to find out when they did not fuck around?

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4 days ago
Bounding Hares, swallow in flight, drawing.

Spring is in the Air, Colin See-Paynton.

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6 days ago

Confirmed. I was bowled over by it.

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1 week ago

“You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.” ← another rule that turns out not to apply to Republicans.

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1 week ago

I approve.

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1 week ago

I did not share the original story because my gut was that the sourcing was dubious. Someone who knows more about the sole source confirms that skepticism. Don't fall for clickbait, read the piece linked below.

(If the story is confirmed by other outlets, that's another thing. But ... it's not)

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1 week ago

well Boston has never taken a stand over government regulation of caffeinated beverages before, so I imagine this will go down easy

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1 week ago

BTW I am well aware that Judaism has theology about covenants, but this weird-ass shit is purely Christianity’s fault.

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1 week ago

In Christian theology, there have been covenants - promises by God - to humanity.

But the book of Revelation is not one of them.

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1 week ago

This, and ALSO what makes him believe that his authoritarian, hierarchical God is at humanity’s beck and call? That’s there’s anything that humanity could do to *force* such a being to do literally anything?

That’s not how hierarchy works. We are not the boss of deities.

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1 week ago

Copper mine. Supplier to, well, you know...

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1 week ago

Although this joke was not a pun, a pun is an example of a joke that someone can miss for other reasons than insider knowledge.

Furthermore, in-jokes, like breathing, are behaviors that people of all sides use, not a tribal marker.

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1 week ago

Not even one person! Remarkable, isn’t it?

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1 week ago

40 years ago, I yearned to find love, find a satisfying job, find friends, travel, and do a lot of cycling.

I have fulfilled these dreams, and no one has been genocided even once by my doing so.

Yearn for wholeness and dream of joy, not like this guy.

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1 week ago

Risk-based testing falls over when you can’t measure probability of error because the coding methodology is profoundly different.

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1 week ago

Used to work in IT for a bank, can confirm.

The late twentieth century broke junior bank management’s brains, and now they’re senior management.

Everyone assumes there are grownups somewhere in the room, but why would banks be different than, say, government?

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1 week ago
A host of golden daffodils

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus to my Welsh friends and family

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1 week ago

So anyway I guess this is what it feels like to be one of the tiny humans running through the streets while the giant supervillain monsters are fighting by throwing passengers trains and apartment buildings at each other

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1 week ago

still can't get over how one of the neatest tricks of writing is writing the wrong thing and thinking "this is wrong" and fixing it to the right thing, but never really being able to write the "right" thing first

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11 months ago

goes to scream into void. hears gentle sobbing from void. sits down next to void and strokes its vast emptiness. "you doing okay, kiddo?" void sniffles, rests nothingness in lap. "yeah, me too."

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2 weeks ago

Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture.

Understood instantly what it meant.

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2 weeks ago

At heart, that old closeness and the fear that one day it will be lost. ❤️

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2 weeks ago

Amber Diceless RPG

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2 weeks ago

I'm not reaching for that Apple of Discord.

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2 weeks ago

Unrelated to other discussions, @keepof4worlds.bsky.social, but this is also your niche.

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