He keeps them in the same file with his Melania scratch and sniff nudes collection.

After that, they have to wash Stephen Miller's car.

Putin's hard drive?

Just another disgraceful day in the neighborhood.

A couple of months ago, the Navy dishonored civil rights hero Harvey Milk by removing his name from a ship.

Now, the Air Force is dishonoring itself by celebrating a domestic terrorist called Ashli Babbitt.

Or, as the administration calls it, SOP.

Probably Gitmo

This new Battlefront game looks terrible.

Hard pass.

a man is standing in front of a microphone with a red background . Alt: Comedian Tom Segura, from whom I stole the question.

It begs the question, "Do you drive yourself?"

And swims in sewage.
nytimes.com/2025/05/12/u...

YouTube video by CNN Fox News host throws ax, hits drummer

For the sake of drummers everywhere, I hope it's not Hegseth doing the aiming.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrV...

There won't be midterms. Real ones, anyway.

And I thought they only cried at insults.

At least she didn't get a pardon.

Axis Karoline

a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of the ocean Alt: Quint from Jaws bobs his head in agreement.

"We're gonna need a bigger bag."

They'll put more thought into stopping a Cracker Barrel logo change than stopping gun violence.

I suggest you start the school year with Duck and Cover drills.

Just admit it: You love your guns more than your children.

The first step is acknowledging the problem.

No imminent threat.

But in a few years, your lungs will collapse.

My Eagles have a brutal schedule, so I'm not expecting a repeat.

I'm pretty sure Putin agreed to kill Ghislaine Maxwell in exchange for Ukraine and Alaska.

The blueprint for this has been around for a long time.

It appeared prominently in its native German in the 1930's.

Interesting.
Wasn't it OUR money that went into developing it?

Sorry for you loss. That couldn't have been easy.
Stay strong!!!

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"It's God's will" is just another way to say, "I worship a sadistic prick."