Stone Cold Jane Austen

What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

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I don't know what this means, but it says I did well.

Roomie doesn't want me taking an edible. She's worried I "crossfade too much".

Which doesn't really help my constant worry that I'm abusing weed too much. But I don't wanna take a *third* oxy, and at least the weed will make me not care as much.

My face hurts so much.

I've had two oxy and my jaw still feels like someone is pressing on my face.

Andor is what truly carries on the legacy of saying "liberalism just falls to fascism, do something about it"

Holy moly, very educational 🥺

You are dumb and people like you actively hold back societal progress. I hope that one day you come to your senses, or that you meet your god.

I am asking you to criticize Gavin Newsome. You are bringing up Bernie Sanders, a man I do not care about in the slightest.

Both men want to kill people like me. Please pretend to care about that or shut your fucking face.

I'm not a shark

Motherfucker, I have listed ways in which he's like Trump, so this little math question you've created doesn't hold water.

I'm high and missing bones

The idea that either of these people is in any way uniquely good is a delusion. You will still be shit in the face no matter who you vote for, yet you keep saying this is the only way

Also, like, "these Bernie Bros won't look passed his flaws" doesn't absolve you of backing a guy made of flaws.

So you're making up a guy

You people would vote for any Republican who put a (D) next to their name, up to and including Donald Trump, and you would claim that you did so because they were "the most electable".

I have not actually seen anyone who still cares about Bernie except for people who think the Democrats are useful. Meanwhile the "non-progressivism" in question is a man who is anti-trans, has talk shows with fascists, and gleefully destroys the belongings of the unhoused for photo ops.

I love making this joke

Turns out Mario and Donkey Kong were more popular than Hanafuda.

Praying for him.

I'm not sure, but possibly.

I wouldn't even know where to begin shaving my ass.

Oh!

Well, I did get that the first but was tits, and then bush, but the flower was throwing me off.

And yet this isn't the Crash that won an Oscar

I feel like this is one of those weird puzzle things, but I'm not smart enough to figure it out

I love a himbo. ACAB except for Carrot Ironfoundersson

I love Carrot so much

Having seen the results, they certainly look good on you

Accurate alt-text. Very cute, very soft.

I simply don't. I wish my bush was bushier.