Stone Cold Jane Austen

We have dickgirls, but when are we going to have pussygirls?

Also for next month, as Roomie says, "it's only No Nut November if you've had an orchiectomy, otherwise it's just sparkling edging"

I'm too small for a lock and I haven't even gotten orchi yet 😭

"I'm seeing double, four Krusties!"

Any time two people have the same name or log in twice or are playing the same canon or have the same icon. Any time there are two of a thing I say this.

People will really go on the internet and say "sliced bread is underrated".

Where the fuck are you hanging out that this shit is true?

This is like an incredibly popular movie, to the point that it's a Trope Namer.

After some time reflecting and a discussion with the staff, I have decided not to re-invite you to the server at this time. The support needs required to keep you from unintentionally causing distress to other players are beyond our current capacity. If, at some point in the future, we have increased capacity and are inviting new players to the server, I would be willing to reopen this conversation. At that time, if you have developed a greater capacity for holding space for the sensitivities of others, or if we have staff willing and able to take on educating/supporting you in the manner you require to interact with this community without causing distress, then I would be happy to welcome you back to the server. I hope that you do not take this as a personal condemnation or a deterrence from gaming in general. I wish the best for you going forward.

You know, it's hard not to feel broken and useless and like everybody hates me when every time I convince myself that nobody hates me or thinks I'm annoying, only to get hit with "you cause all the problems" (which has the implication that I'm annoying)

Trust me, there's always something new to bitch about, even as your life gets better.

Love this for you

I need the newest Paris Paloma song on repeat, but it's only three lines over and over, and they're not even in the right order, and also the words "Stanley Yelnats" in rotating 3D font

Needs a song with lyrics playing the same three lines in a loop, but otherwise very accurate.

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After some time reflecting and a discussion with the staff, I have decided not to re-invite you to the server at this time. The support needs required to keep you from unintentionally causing distress to other players are beyond our current capacity. If, at some point in the future, we have increased capacity and are inviting new players to the server, I would be willing to reopen this conversation. At that time, if you have developed a greater capacity for holding space for the sensitivities of others, or if we have staff willing and able to take on educating/supporting you in the manner you require to interact with this community without causing distress, then I would be happy to welcome you back to the server. I hope that you do not take this as a personal condemnation or a deterrence from gaming in general. I wish the best for you going forward.

You know, it's hard not to feel broken and useless and like everybody hates me when every time I convince myself that nobody hates me or thinks I'm annoying, only to get hit with "you cause all the problems" (which has the implication that I'm annoying)

It's like when video games have a dominant strategy that's so good and easy that you can just ignore the other mechanics of the game.. except the game is culture, and if everyone does that, we all stand to lose.

Wish zoomer friend would understand that even in a socialist utopia, AI art would be bad.

Being able to generate art for your tabletop games or whatever doesn't provide enough value to outweigh the perverse incentives.

This reminds me of a scenario I wrote a decade ago you'd both probably enjoy.

I've really gotta hit the gym because fat sex is hard and I need so much more stamina.

Finally came from someone else, and all it took was two girls and the better part of an hour.

I keep telling people this.

I had a friend who just got HRT—*one* pill a day, and Spiro—tell her therapist what I said and apparently she laughed.

You know those terminally online trannies that will post in the middle of having sex? So ridiculous.

Anyway, @annaisahyena.bsky.social is currently fingering my butt.

Still thinking about my dumb crime lesbiabs

All I ever want is for people to fondle my tits

The things about nonviolence is that it only works when your enemy has a conscience, and the United States does not.

I can't believe you're asking this question. Follow more trans women and you'll get plenty of answers.

One day I'd like to have more than 200$ to my name.

Fingers crossed my hearing in January goes well.

Hard to imagine it'll become mainstream. Like you said, every pilot shows the same thing. Those in charge are unwilling to actually provide, and they convince their constituents that it would be bad to do so as well, whether it benefits the whole of society to do so or not.

Part of the embarrassment is also that it was a content scraper bot with jailbait.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongey

Might have a girl to bite tomorrow.

No, *that* would be a fun day. Today has been miserable, so I slept through most of it.