Stone Cold Jane Austen

Well if you're ever in Portland, feel free to practice on me 🥺

I do mine on Fridays and Mondays

Mommy.
Sorry. Mommy. Sorry... Mommy?

Gender affirming misogynistic parrot

Girls never send me dick pics 😔

(I'm not high right now, but didn't let that stop you)

Sometimes I just wanna get high and be teased by girls

I'm told you can

Awake at 6am thirst posting

Call me a baker the way I wanna get bred

I should have realized. I don't hang around enough, I don't think you like guys, do you?

I, on the other hand, want one to breed my messy ass right now.

Okay, yeah, that's funny

Hold on, I gotta Google this

We need more cuckquean.

Also having two girls suck my tits makes me feel like a mob queen

Tried getting fucked with a strap on, but it's never really satisfying. Need something longer for my fat ass.

Or just hands all over me.

Did I mention Roomie and a friend were both on a nipple Tuesday, and I finally got off without doing it myself? Was amazing.

Chloe I need cock

I do 800 every so often. It's great while high.

Àaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

TS I Love You is so guilty of this. Also throwing in bits of scat every so often. So rare that it's available, but still gonna give you whiplash

Okay but I do keep calling penile preserving vaginoplasty the futa surgery and if I actually get it everybody is legally allowed to call me a futa. Especially when they're fucking me.

Any time your gender changes you're just naturally going to be horny. This is just a fact.

But also I boofed 600mg after being off it for the better part of a few months and I wanna get fucked but ten minutes later.

Wavy lock of curls is always a good look. You're such goals.

Something something horny post

One day I wanna find out if you can overdose on prog.

Tell me more about this breast growth hypnosis 👀

We have dickgirls, but when are we going to have pussygirls?

Also for next month, as Roomie says, "it's only No Nut November if you've had an orchiectomy, otherwise it's just sparkling edging"

I'm too small for a lock and I haven't even gotten orchi yet 😭

"I'm seeing double, four Krusties!"

Any time two people have the same name or log in twice or are playing the same canon or have the same icon. Any time there are two of a thing I say this.

People will really go on the internet and say "sliced bread is underrated".

Where the fuck are you hanging out that this shit is true?

This is like an incredibly popular movie, to the point that it's a Trope Namer.