Stone Cold Jane Austen

How do you get the toast from just being a mess? I didn't even know if you used eggs or not, it usually just slops and becomes soggy instead of looking so nice for me.

Also what if I can't lactate 🥺?

I have to wonder whether in a hypothetical world where she *wasn't* one of the largest financiers of bigotry and fascism in the world, would Harry Potter be more popular, or less?

People want to act like the only thing she does with the money is buy castles and go to water parks or something. Or they just say "well, it's her money". Yeah, which is why we think she should have less of it.

No, I meant the recipe

Wait, how are you making that?

I may be mentally ill but at least I get to see my tits pushing the apron inwards when I look in the mirror.

Lancer is the RPG for when you can't remember which one is newtype and which one is newhalf, so you just play a character that's both.

This would fix me.

I would say that lip syncing and plagiarizing aren't "artistic tools".

I would say that autotune is an artistic tool that people have been embarrassed to use, but that's partly because people misunderstood what autotune really does or meant.

Why the outside?

Isn't this just IMAX but bigger?

What the fuck is a The Sphere?

I like a Ferrari

What's that massive planet in the back labeled like a political cartoon?

That's a really nice butt

Okay, but... would.

While this is broadly true, it definitely hits men more because of the broader societal issue of homosocial male relationships being mocked and discouraged and men being taught poor relational skills by media and thought leaders.

Like, there's a loneliness epidemic and men are at the center of it.

Roomie thinks I don't try to get other partners because I view her as the "safe and easy" option that doesn't get me out of my comfort zone. But the real reason is that I'm clearly just unlovable by anyone I might actually like.

I think about this a lot. Two separate people, like ten months apart, went through the same cycle.

Seemed really interested and engaged and felt like they clicked over text, then after two hours with me they realized they don't want anything to do with me, made their excuses, and ghosted.

Twice I had people I connected with online who flirted with me and were interested to do stuff. I made meals for them and we hung out.

A few hours into spending time with me, they both suddenly started getting unresponsive and quiet and cut the date off, and they said there was no spark.

I survived, but there's a warrant out for my arrest, basically.

My character is already someone the Archbishop hates because he sees me as an abomination because I'm not one of the five clans, and a self-embraced pagan freak.

I accidentally told an Elder that our coterie wants to kill the Archbishop. I was talking to the Archbishop's Hound. She entered a killing frenzy on us and dealt half my health in Aggravated damage.

Stupidest fucking thing I've ever done. I gotta get better at interpreting mysterious NPCs.

VtR. Requiem, not Masquerade

I'm going to repost this tomorrow just to spite you.

My vampire has had better days.

She just drastically miscalculated and got her guts ripped out.

It's literally the Torment Nexus by way of Dead Internet Theory.

Neat

Well seasoned sheets

You were a DJ?

Tell me more

I love the Crane Wives so much.

Their lyrics have such ridiculously layered metaphors and I love it. Also all their songs are about being a horrible person with the subtext of wanting to be loved despite not feeling worthy of love. And that jives with me.