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@thomaszeitner.bsky.social

bringing my blue bird bullshit to the blue sky territory

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homey checking in

06.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#thisnextsong rhymes "life is unfair" with "she's the heart of the funfair"

04.10.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the water tower. it's gotta give up at some point.

01.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

trying to find the notorious leroy brown

28.09.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we must abolish ICE

28.09.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9697    πŸ” 1547    πŸ’¬ 226    πŸ“Œ 46

AL-DER-FOLK!
AL-DER-FOLK!
AL-DER-FOLK!

27.09.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

phineas, like superman, is the real punk rock

22.09.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

jordan, you made it

18.09.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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taking over the whole dining room

17.09.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lyta better have an alibi for today, because she doesn't miss

11.09.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

very very mild spoilers for the long walk...

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brian cox is doing a very strange voice as the major.

09.09.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

eat pray love drug drug drug murder

01.09.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are too many assholes in wrigleyville paying money for chris brown. especially the ricketts.

28.08.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

doge is the obvious second step: brand new agency; wholly redundant; immediately overstepped its authority; zero institutional support; intimately tied to trump and musk

28.08.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BANDCAMP WHY

YOU WERE THE LAST SAFE PLACE FOR MUSIC

26.08.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 21

i don't think you can center AND be nothing in between at the same time

22.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can i read "die loaded" without having read "die!die!die!" ?

21.08.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rza should direct the next nobody

19.08.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as the saying goes, "one bad apple can assault or fatally shoot the bunch."

13.08.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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crime

08.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's really hot today. i hope no one inquires about my customers' secret illegal accounts.

07.08.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

onion headlines that are clearly written by the only orc in the bullpen:

06.08.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wirklich?

04.08.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can i watch freakier friday if i still haven't seen face/off?

01.08.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you gotta get up to get down.
- zen proverb

29.07.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mamdani received half a million votes in the primary, which is five times the POPULATION of south bend. maybe mamdani could tell buttigieg how to win elections.

29.07.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

secret meowing, followed by obvious meowing

27.07.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

obviously every version of dafoe is good, but we should have encased" streets of fire" dafoe in amber, for future use.

22.07.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i believe in you

20.07.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

clearly you read ahead.

05.07.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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