Rachel Coates

They’re eating the swans, they’re veganing the manpons

Here blows the confected rageocoaster again

#WarRavagedPortland

Kind of excited for all the Tory slops to defect to reform and sink it into a puddle of sludge like the Conservative Party

Compounding the Brexit travesty of ending youth mobility and programmes like Erasmus.

My kids might watch an unfeasible number of TikTok people punching themselves in the face, but they’re unlikely to vote for someone to do it to them.

The difference being that in 1930s Germany, nobody had read about 1930s Germany

Please no one mention this to Nigel Farage

A woman on the news was talking about the prices going up & how she voted for trump but "not for this"

My wife is talking to herself & mocks the bitch by saying, "I didn't vote for this. I thought I was voting for a membership to be a Klan Member. I didn't vote for prices to go up on me"

Me: 🤣

I didn’t read it like that. My autistic kid is also smart and kind.

Mine too.
They also think Trump is a cunt.
I’d take it again for those causal effects.

Anyone told Tommy Robinson, the great protector of women and girls, that his mates Steve Bannon and Elon Musk are in the Epstein files?

Much as I agree, he’s a universal wanker, how embarrassing the notion of Farage as an export.

What a royally depraved individual he is

Sarah Ferguson has been dropped by all charities she patroned in the U.K. since publication of this letter, and the release of her upcoming book is now paused (as well as major booksellers dropping her other titles).
I’m in no doubt that she deserves this.
But where are the men being punished?

50% tariff on toilets.

He is the first "President" to make shitting more expensive.

Personally I object to it being framed as a knee jerk reaction to a right wing narrative. The very name Brit card is chauvinistic and trite. At a time when U.K. racism is out from behind the net curtains, it seems ill considered.

I’m sure Palentir have thought it through though.

Tony Blair who took us into a war about non existent weapons of mass destruction? Who declared a religious war on a secular country? Who walked away when Afghanistan was suitably razed to the ground? That guy?

No I will not be carrying a ‘Brit card’.

Who the fuck is advising Starmer (other than Palentir)? Jo Bloggs on year ten work experience?

Whoever it is clearly hates him.

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Brit card?
Who has Starmer got advising him on this kind of simpering chauvinism, Jo on year ten work experience?

Calming the swan hysteria this morning

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He wasn't shot.
He didn't win.
He is on the list.

And he destroyed a 250-year-old country in nine months.

💠 🖕 💠

What we will get U.K. workers for, given current conditions, is some kind of ICE mob. Which is concerning.

It began last week. The timing is not coincidence.

We do have gateway ID. I don’t think in the U.K. we would object if it was well thought out, if our govt didn’t have a history of information leaks, if we hadn’t just met with Palentir, if it wasn’t being couched as a way to stop illegal immigration.

In short if we weren’t a nasty racist country.