Rachel Coates

We seem to be well into the era of media agencies pushing clickbait rather than news.

He also claimed he hadn’t had the privilege of going to Epstein Island. The privilege? Cunt

The only orange we Scots do is Irn Bru

As a Scot I concur.
Given the loathing for Westminster centric governance and the Royal Family, this visit has ‘gone doon like a bag o’sick’.
The only orange the Scots do is Irn Bru

The nation’s highest current peacetime honor:

Epstein’s birthday card?

The privilege? What a cunt.
Good rattling though

We bagpiped him hard!
Not even flump can pretend that is cheering

Apparently they’re all about the foreign paedophiles and rapists too

The argument that we need Trump and his stupid golf sticks in the U.K. - from the same people that claimed we should leave the EU because we didn’t need ‘foreigners’ (the same people who claim we WON THE WAR against Fascists) is giving me the fizz today.

Lot of ‘discussion’ on GB News forums about what makes people left or right wing.

So I made it simple for them…

Or she falls down the stairs on Tuesday. Open bets…
(They probably have opened a bet on it)

I can hear her shouting ‘yis dosy clackwanker’ from beyond ❤️

Don’t underestimate how unwelcome this visit to Scotland is.
Not only do we hate Trump, we hate anything dictated by Westminster, we loathe the royal family and golf is just a good walk ruined by dickheads in stupid trousers.

Just a reminder of how much the Scots like Trump

Oh they will.
We are beyond fucking furious that he is here.
The giant inflatable orange baby will be getting air this weekend

Having sex with children is a crime, shall we also keep talking about that?

The giant orange inflatable baby is getting some air in its pipes

We don’t want him.
Not for one second.
But if he does come, we’ll try our hardest to make him wish he didn’t.

Hands up to The National!
More please.

Imagine I’d said Satan was a “really terrific guy,” backed it up with photos of us together in the 90s, and then blamed Obama

This tracks 🤨

It takes a catholic priest to wake western leaders up to the starvation in Gaza. What kind of world?

We got you!
Ideally he should be uninvited.
If he comes we’re going to get loud.

🙌🙌🙌❤️

Game on!

Oooo exciting! Will stick another rope on.