a the Dracula

my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him

Pacific rim drift compatible jaeger pilots

Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander (2025)

Got it for you

if I am driving my car into lower Manhattan I am already fucked. something has already gone Wrong in my Life. the congestion pricing is like when you buy a beer at the airport: the situation I am in is already so far out of my control I don't care about the $9

The painting Saturn Devouring His Son with a delicious bottle of sunny d over the sun

Saturn Devouring His Sunny D

My haters are my waiters in the Sultan's Ruby Lounge at Ankara International Airport.

Wins for Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus One mean this is the first time a movie and its sequel both won Oscars the same year.

Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face

Pumpkin hoop

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

Mfer killed metrification because he was 5’11”

I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith

ME: Everyone has a soul and since souls are actually ghosts, technically we're all haunted

ANESTHESIOLOGIST: how do you keep waking up

If you’re a celebrity on here you need to play it cool. You’re outnumbered