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I'm a ceramic garden gnome brought to life by a child's wish.

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Malta. Famous for selling passports and citizenship.

17.06.2025 18:48 — 👍 69    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

My pronouns are Hurricane/Season

02.06.2025 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Benny Harvey. Miss ye big man.

19.05.2025 22:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#HappyToast #Eurovision #Drawalong UK

17.05.2025 20:00 — 👍 492    🔁 50    💬 8    📌 0
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#HappyToast #Eurovision #Drawalong Greece

17.05.2025 20:42 — 👍 246    🔁 24    💬 3    📌 0
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Of course, this is Joe Rogan’s perfectly normal podcast setup

/s

17.05.2025 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This’ll be changed to “all rise - if you can be bothered” in a few months.

Maybe Farage can sort this country out.

11.05.2025 10:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cardinal Robert Prevost has requested everyone use the name Pope Leo XIV when addressing him.

No one seems to have a problem with using the name he’s chosen despite it not being his birth name.

Seems like a courtesy we might extend to everyone if they request it.

09.05.2025 22:02 — 👍 2370    🔁 428    💬 35    📌 9

Somehow ended up on some GOP mailing lists (I’m in the UK). Is this what you guys has to deal with all the time? Endless begging for funds, hard messaging, trick poll questions, “Trump will know you haven’t supported me” claims.

Shocking stuff.

09.05.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
16-bit Intel 8088 Chip by Charles Bukowski Today I learned that Charles Bukowski, “laureate of American lowlife”, wrote about the incompatibilities of early computing platforms in a poem called 16-bit Intel 8088 Chip: 16-bit Intel 8088 chip with an Apple Macint

A poem by Charles Bukowski called 16-bit Intel 8088 Chip. “with an Apple Macintosh / you can’t run Radio Shack programs / in its disc drive. / nor can a Commodore 64 / drive read a file / you have created on an / IBM Personal Computer.” [kottke.org]

09.05.2025 15:56 — 👍 26    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m at #AWSsummitLDN today. Come say ‘Hi’

#AWSSummit #AWSLondonSummit #awssummitlondon

30.04.2025 09:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎣

28.04.2025 10:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LOL

#blunts #sufc #sheffutd

21.04.2025 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very odd. She kept badgering her “you can’t be happy, you must be sad” and Lily was just totally fine with it all.

08.04.2025 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bit weird to watch #Newsnight Victoria Derbyshire try and pretend that #LilyPhillips is unhappy - while Lily herself says she’s fine and happy with what she does.

08.04.2025 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Perhaps they could tax her lip filler?

#nondom #Newsnight

31.03.2025 22:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’re flying out of Heathrow runway - then you can’t be THAT rich really.

Fuck off to whoever else #Nomdoms #Newsnight

31.03.2025 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#nomdom #newsnight

GOOD. FUCK EM OFF

Let them leave.

31.03.2025 21:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lone shooter from the BookyWook Depository

20.03.2025 08:52 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hearts and minds.

15.03.2025 15:13 — 👍 584    🔁 128    💬 18    📌 10

Some UK Government websites “close down at 6pm”

Let’s get Elon and AI to sort that out.

#Newsnight

12.03.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

UK Gov announces how Ai is going to take over the civil service.

AIs will be be able to do things better, faster, to the same high quality.

“Humphrey AI”

#newsnight

12.03.2025 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NHSENGLAND™ is a quango setup by the Tories.

This is a “good” thing.

10.03.2025 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tax money IS directed into private profits. That’s where is goes.

The privatised state has stolen all our money and shuffled it off to tax havens.

10.03.2025 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Why aren’t you wearing a suit?”

03.03.2025 21:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Coded up an LLM” sounds very grand for what’s essentially an AI assistant / custom gpt.

03.03.2025 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Why don’t you wear a suit?

Why don’t you wear a suit?

“Why don’t you wear a suit?”

01.03.2025 12:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Why don’t you wear a suit?

Why don’t you wear a suit?

Why don’t you wear a suit?

01.03.2025 12:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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