I’d pay like 8 bucks rn for that
I just need them to make a collectors version of Addams Family
Hey, just wanted to point out today’s date looks like Mario.
Swore that was like 70% of the casting. HBD btw
My two settings
What a stupid fucking country we live in
John C McGinley was waiting for this
Was I meant to see Zach Braff in 4K
Yes. I am watching the Scrubs continuation.
One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day
Oh man, there’s a corporate party here, and someone just turned 67. I couldn’t imagine what that’s like.
Neutrogena is #1 in finding the most abrasive stuff. I used to get torn up by their face wash.
“Don’t wish death on people!” He is Methusaleh’s godfather, shut the fuck up
We’ve been circling this drain a while, what up Mitch McConnell—still with us, sadly?
Yeah, Tekken tourney with shots in each set, what could go wrong
I think about an epsom salt bath on the drive to and from work
Watching Pete Davidson and MGK bro out and smoke reminds me of being at my older sister’s friend’s house to get weed
I love how there’s still dedicated fan art for her to this day
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
A little tartan fedora is talking to Justin Timberlake like the Green Goblin mask.
Animal Control is doing the whole Office/B99 coworker relationship thing. Man…don’t fuck your coworkers.
I’m worried that if we keep making fun of this guy he’ll end up inventing white people
Shit better come with a used Sentra for that price
Oh man, I need to see if my local spot has those
Drunken noodles would probably heal part of what’s wrong with me
Terry probably owes one of those buy now, pay later joints a stack
So dudes a Law main then
Just trying to be another devil on the shoulder lmao
Do you want me to pack some cartons for PAX? Last cheap state for darts is the only reason this state has any redeeming value
