Happybot Bartender

Happybot Bartender

@mysteryfuture.bsky.social

Left Twitter, FB, Insta. Gotta fix America before it's too late. I've always known what a horrible man he is. Now the rest of the world is finding out just how horrible. 🇺🇦🇪🇺💙🔬[insert upside down American flag here]

8,500 Followers 2,667 Following 5,135 Posts Joined Jan 2025
3 months ago
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Please tell me this is for real, and if there was a response from the moron in chief for finally being called on his rudeness.

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The look! He knows it was made up for him.
I love it!

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3 months ago
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“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”

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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

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12 former FDA chiefs unite to say agency memo on vaccines is deeply stupid Prasad’s arguments “misrepresent both the science and the regulatory record.”…

Without evidence, Prasad claimed COVID-19 vaccines have killed 10 children in the US, and announced unilateral, sweeping changes to the way the agency regulates and approves vaccines, including seasonal flu shots.

A dozen former FDA chiefs say that's deeply stupid.

arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

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3 months ago

Thank you for the update!

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3 months ago

The GOP healthcare plan?

Go
On and
Parish already

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3 months ago

Anyone know what happened to her?

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💯

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FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”

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This makes me physically ill. I’m truly terrified for her.

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The Second Strike and the Soul of America America’s moral authority depends on our willingness to condemn wrongdoing—even our own.

America’s strength is moral authority. We lose it every time we excuse cruelty done in our name. We can be better—and we must.
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

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a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it
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Here is an idea: Tax the billionaires and make the subways free. They’ll spend less time and money than doing the nonsense they’re doing.

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The same guy who has had all of his vaccines? What a hypocrite.

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3 months ago

Leadership at its finest. Who needs enemies when we have the finest administration Russian money can buy.

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3 months ago
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It’s not the crimes. It’s whether or not you carry one of these:

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HE IS LINING HIS GUMS WITH COCAINE IN PUBLIC.

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3 months ago

The thing about MAGAts, they’re all talk. They’ll keep shopping Costco.

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3 months ago
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Are they talking about Steven Miller?

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3 months ago

This is winning, right?

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Good morning!

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A federal appeals court unanimously disqualified Alina Habba from overseeing cases as New Jersey’s top federal prosecutor, finding that her appointment under President Trump was unlawful.

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They don’t even try because their followers have the memory of a gnat.

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But she worked so hard stabbing people in the back to get there.

Poor woman.

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I thought it was a horse?

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