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Left Twitter, FB, Insta. Gotta fix America before it's too late. I've always known what a horrible man he is. Now the rest of the world is finding out just how horrible. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ”ฌ[insert upside down American flag here]

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All while keeping our most treasured child rapists safe.

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Is Kirkโ€™s wife trying to fuck her way into the WH?

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#EatTheRich

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Who is this ICE agent who pulled his gun out on an unarmed citizen?

01.11.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1239    ๐Ÿ” 836    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 175    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65
Kentucky takes all the benefits it can, but McConnell votes against his state every time!!

Kentucky takes all the benefits it can, but McConnell votes against his state every time!!

Bitch McConnell wants the socialism all to himself...cushy job, way better pay and bennies than you and I, plus top-notch healthcare and retirement. No cap on terms or how much money he can make on the side!

01.11.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1219    ๐Ÿ” 523    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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ICE Plans Cash Rewards for Private Bounty Hunters to Locate and Track Immigrants Companies hired by ICE would be given bundles of information on 10,000 immigrants at a time to locate โ€” and paid cash bonuses for performance.

ICE to hire bounty hunters to hunt migrants for cash. Texas hunts women for cash. The US government hunts people for cash. They aren't keeping people out. They are trapping us in
theintercept.com/2025/10/31/i...

01.11.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Lauren Boebert dressed in a sombrero and โ€œMexicanโ€ costume for Halloween and sheโ€™s holding a sign that says: MEXICAN WORD
of the DaY: JUICY TELL ME IF..
JUICY ICE COMING

Lauren Boebert dressed in a sombrero and โ€œMexicanโ€ costume for Halloween and sheโ€™s holding a sign that says: MEXICAN WORD of the DaY: JUICY TELL ME IF.. JUICY ICE COMING

Holy sh!t Lauren Boebert.
โ€ฆthis you, b!tch?

If this is truly real, then itโ€™s exactly how an a-hole responds to their legitimately terrified constituents. Itโ€™s cruel, itโ€™s intentional and itโ€™s sub-human.
๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

01.11.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Johnson steps in after cabinet member suggests both parties are responsible for SNAP More than 40 million Americans who rely on SNAP, also known as food stamps, are at risk of losing benefits over the weekend

Letโ€™s clarify: the GOP is responsible for SNAP benefits NOT being paid when there is a $5B congressional appropriation within the USDA budget to pay SNAP benefits in case of government shut down. The both of these clowns are lying. ๐Ÿคฅ

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

01.11.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Being autistic in a capitalist world means youโ€™re constantly asked to prove your humanity by performing productivity.

And then they wonder why we burn out.

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Thanksgiving is coming up. It will be interesting to see what happens

01.11.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#LetThemEatCake

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If I see as much as a single video edit Iโ€™m suing for $10 billion. Your move, CBS.

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Trump Administration: Attention! Poor people, just die already. We donโ€™t care about you, unless you can give us lots of money.

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#LetThemEatCake

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I donโ€™t understand how they worship him.

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โ€œThe driverโ€™s family identified him as Carlos Jimenez, 24, a U.S. citizen, and said he was on his way to work at a food bank when the shooting occurred.โ€

www.latimes.com/california/s...

31.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2498    ๐Ÿ” 1572    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 151    ๐Ÿ“Œ 126

900 American billionaires have $7 trillion dollars in wealth and people go hungry and are homeless in this country.

#EatTheRich

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๐Ÿ˜ญ

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With tariffs high and chocolate at an all-time high, it was time to break out my Matt Gaetz pumpkin to save myself a fortune.

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Happy Halloween!

Trick or treat.

31.10.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slap this quote on the side of Air Force One, the White House, your front lawn, everywhere. We should hear this on every media outlet and echoing through the streets.

30.10.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1858    ๐Ÿ” 535    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Amen.

31.10.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Now we know why they donโ€™t care if farmers lose their land and you starve

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