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Don't do it, then. She doesn't need or even want one.

An 11 year old should not have a smart phone. The most dangerous place your child can be is alone on the internet.

Farage is a deeply flawed and seriously sinister little runt. There is no one, no minority, no thing he won't sell for personal gain, popularity or political glory.

Farage is a deeply sinister little runt.

How long the period of time between claiming it on 'parliamentary expenses' and actually paying the bill?

I've been scouring the Member's List looking for evidence of this. I'd be really interested to know how much he claims for them, and why that information is seemingly impossible to find. We all know he wouldn't pay for them himself, so someone else must be. What ya got, BladeoftheSun?

Following an "internal selection process" ReformUK have announced #AndreaJenkins as their candidate for next year's Greater Lincolnshire mayoral race. Anyone other than Farage know what that "process" might be?

Having looked at it more closely the analytics give you the number of signatures per country from Afghanistan (9 signatories) to Zimbabwe (18 signatories). Then it lists them again per constituency, in alphabetical order. A lot of foreign bots.

Who knew we had so many people called Kier Starmer in this country?

I dunno, you young'ns.

I have a Mungo! Don't think we'll ever get them confused, though.

Socks, darling, socks! You'll catch your death.

Under the fridge happens in my house too. Nothing as precious as a wedding band, thank goodness, mostly drinking straws, bottle tops and vitamin tablets.

I've been here a year, still haven't worked it out. Here, have this while you work it out...

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Interrupting other people's conversations to simply promote yourself is a sure fire way to get yourself blocked by most people in the thread. Well done, you.

Filth!

That's what she's plugging. This one's called 'Downfall' and charts the fall of the Tories SINCE Johnson. It's all Rishi's fault. Nothing but "booze & hedonism", apparently, and gay sex, she does have a right bee in her bonnet about that. Out just in time for Shitmas.

Who salaries the three body guards he had with him?

How does a cat with that much fluff ever feel the cold? Is she tiny under it all?

I doubt anyone 'let' them lead the way. They're all the type who'd charge to the front of a Post Office queue if they thought someone would take their pictures.

Is that s'posed to be a shepherd's crook he's wielding?

I thought police shot drivers using their vehicles as weapons.

To quote the ever lovely Miss Mandy Rice Davies, "he would say that, wouldn't he?"

Me. And Golding and Britain First and George Galloway and... I will not tolerate them here the way I did in the other place.

We made the mistake of tolerating him and his ilk at the other place. Over here we should just block them all.

So you come over to Bluesky, where we've all come to avoid the likes of you, and within minutes you're posting self interest and preservation. Fancy that.

I put up with the right-wing hate in the other place, just politely ignored it hoping it would go away. Well, it didn't. Here I block them as they come in. If they want to pee on the floor, so be it but that doesn't mean I have to paddle in it.

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I'm not tolerating the right-wing nut jobs here. They're getting blocked the second they arrive. Thanks for heads-up.