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Otter Von Bismarck

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An otter-and-author, unusually challenged by the incompatibilities of water, electronics, paper, and ink. Frequently nsfw. Endorsement of censorship will be met with vicious mockery.

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Petition to Ban Platform X (formerly Twitter) in the European Union Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?

"We are calling for immediate action to restrict the operations of Platform X (formerly Twitter) within the European Union due to its negative impact on democracy and its role in spreading disinformation."

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22.02.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

22.02.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 79510    πŸ” 17242    πŸ’¬ 1293    πŸ“Œ 1015

If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

22.02.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2871    πŸ” 731    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 11
"Economic Blackout on February 28, 2025 Take Part & Share the News
If you haven't heard there will be an economic blackout Feb 28th, nationwide. This means don't buy anything unless it's from a small business: No gas, no fast food, and definitely nothing from places like Target, Walmart, or Amazon. Get the word out! We want THEM to see that WE have the power. We will start with 1 day, then 3, then specific companies until our message is heart. Please spread the word! Thank you!"

"Economic Blackout on February 28, 2025 Take Part & Share the News If you haven't heard there will be an economic blackout Feb 28th, nationwide. This means don't buy anything unless it's from a small business: No gas, no fast food, and definitely nothing from places like Target, Walmart, or Amazon. Get the word out! We want THEM to see that WE have the power. We will start with 1 day, then 3, then specific companies until our message is heart. Please spread the word! Thank you!"

Hey, I'm going to do this, and I hope you will too. Not because I think a one day pause will be a devastating blow, but because coordinated action takes practice, and if you don't do the small stuff, you will have a harder time gearing up for the big stuff.

23.02.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 29

Me when I started reading fanfic: no AUs, no canon divergence, no nothing. Only the most absolute Canon Compliant

Me now: one is an android from another universe and the other is a mushroom? Yes please!

22.02.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8
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Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.

23.02.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 33131    πŸ” 4089    πŸ’¬ 2000    πŸ“Œ 355

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

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BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight

16.01.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 12522    πŸ” 3348    πŸ’¬ 1942    πŸ“Œ 3131

Sending Oh Noes and Anyways.

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The layers of discovery and realization in this image are absolutely fantastic.

15.01.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MAGA Fans Belt Out 'YMCA' Parody Before Careening Off Snowy Highway In Wild Viral Video Metaphor alert!

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Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes More good news for those looking to exit Meta’s social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a photo-sharing app for Bluesky called Flashes. The soon-to-launch app is powered by the same technology that…

Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes

15.01.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 33365    πŸ” 6788    πŸ’¬ 907    πŸ“Œ 2622
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a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field ALT: a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field

The weather forecast for Washington, DC is predicting brutally cold temperatures β€” in the low teens β€” on Inauguration Day.

Good.

15.01.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 45243    πŸ” 4256    πŸ’¬ 4190    πŸ“Œ 779

Nice people are struggling over the revelations on Gaiman, and something I keep hearing is, 'His work had a big influence on how I shaped my own identity.' So here's something to remember:

You did that. He didn't do it for you. 1/

13.01.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3425    πŸ” 1374    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 241
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Free Our Feeds wants to build a social media ecosystem β€˜resistant to billionaire influence’ It’s supposed to ensure the AT Protocol is used for good.

Well hot damn. Things really are moving.

14.01.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If you do any Tolkien-related art, fic, gaming, anything like that, GET THIS BOOK. You'll be glad you did!

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I have a type πŸ€”
#jayvikfanart

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Is it sinking in?

26.12.2024 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 16612    πŸ” 5862    πŸ’¬ 379    πŸ“Œ 246

My dudes, turn this shit off. On iOS it's under Settings > Apps > Photos > scroll all the way down.

05.01.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3689    πŸ” 2969    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 95
Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you da. Have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And since since comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist."
- Mark Forsyth, quote from The Elements of Eloquence: How to turn the Perfect English Phrase

Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you da. Have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And since since comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist." - Mark Forsyth, quote from The Elements of Eloquence: How to turn the Perfect English Phrase

Been seven years since I first read this, on the English language's *completely universal but totally invisible* adjective hierarchy, and I can honestly say I've thought about it most days since.

20.12.2024 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2748    πŸ” 732    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 77

eyespying?

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