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A digital illustration of a Axolotl Kaiju rampaging in a city. The kaiju is center frame, mostly colored in bright mottled pinkish reds, standing on unseen hind limbs, forelimbs held out wide, all its little gill appendages are flared out, its eye are spouting little pink flames and it is blasting a rainbow-colored beam of destruction out of its mouth. All around it are fairly crudely rendered silhouettes of buildings engulfed in lurid and non-naturally colored flames. At the bottom center of the frame in a stack of rainbow-colored lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.

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Our sweet lad deserved so much better, he should be such a good Star Wars guy

I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion

Sometimes I wonder if our many years of jokes about writers hating writing and doing anything but writing, etc, have convinced people that the writing part is the hurdle and the goal is just to have a thing in hand. But I am here to tell you: the writing is the best part. The act is the thing.

🫂 hang in there

my house is lovely but it is also 108 years old and nearly 50% window, which is nice for natural light but good lord. the cost in curtains and plastic insulation 💀

and it's good?

Zohran yellow font on a blue background reads "Gondor calls for aid"

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

oh my god I was wrong, it's closer to 95 lots. That's over 2000lbs of expired grape laffy taffy

oh my goddd I am just imagining sealing a tub with it. A nice purple rim that melts away under water 😂

Most of the lots I've seen have it going for a dollar. A good deal! It's mainly sugar, so surely it's not like it's... rotted or anything. I imagine it's not so much taffy as little rocks now lol.

Good lord. That's so many hats. I think I will fulfill my laffy taffy cravings by buying them as god intended: one at a time at the gas station on a whim.

😂 Grape is my favorite but I think I gotta pass

Whoa!!!

I've been getting things off this local auction site for the house-- some genuinely good stuff at deep discount (ladder, dining room chairs, assorted other goods/furniture) but they are also selling a dozen lots of 24lbs of grape laffy taffy that expired in 2022.

That's... so much laffy taffy.

Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’ Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given

This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.

Lego Riker with Lego Trombone

You bastard assholes you are making me do this, you know I’d pay 800 dollars

"Instead of implementing useful features, we have decided to forcibly hide what we perceive to be 😢mean😢 😈naughty😈 language from your feed - now don't forget to stop posting by curfew xxx"

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

people have completely memory holed this which is a shame because I don't know that I've seen anything like it before or since. Natalie Maines, performing in London, said she was ashamed that George W. Bush was from Texas, and in response she and her bandmates had their lives destroyed

😂 glass of milk shark my beloved

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The witch stacks sheaves of loosely-bound straw around her beehives, to keep them warm over the winter, and ties several charmed bee-angels she has woven from straw upon their roofs as protection.

Illustration of a young Martha with many crows in an art nouveau style.

An illustration listing why you should consider a crow as an escort and accessory.

Martha [4/4]

These Chicago restaurants are offering free or discounted meals during SNAP pause: blockclubchi.co/47DM5Ys

Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "be a freak be a weirdo"

Be a freak

HOP Shirt A T-shirt with the legendary Portland frog rendered in the style of Shepard Fairey's iconic Obama HOPE image

By popular demand: I've opened a Kickstarter for a HOP T-shirt!

If I get 50 preorders I'll do a print run!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/201...