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Born and raised hardcore creationist fundamentalist. Trying to atone, apologize, and bring about change by using my fundie knowledge for good. Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower. Champion shitposter

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Secret Mall Apartment (2024) ⭐ 7.2 | Documentary 1h 32m

Documentary of the year! Really a great watch.

imdb.com/title/tt2122...

10.12.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

09.12.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 11685    πŸ” 2774    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 421

I bet Lenore had cutting scars.

09.12.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"And when we celebrate the sacrament of Lord's Supper, we eat the bread which is definitely staying bread and we drink the wine which is definitely just staying wine, and that's what's important to us, the Catholics who reliably vote Republican in God's nation of America."

09.12.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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peter falk as columbo

peter falk as columbo

So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.

But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

08.12.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3573    πŸ” 1635    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 5

Consulting lawyers about town for my false advertising case upon learning that Jason Biggs is actually pretty small.

06.12.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Second rimworld. Best colony Sim in existence.

06.12.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta know so much lore here to even parse where to start with this.

There's elements of soap opera, teen drama, and reality show genres that you gotta familiarize yourself with to see this for what it is. That's what the rightwing influencer sphere has become.

06.12.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We could all dress up as our favorite letters!

06.12.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's an incredible play! I also loved blue prince, but expedition 33 is an all timer. It's in my top 3 personal list. Pure magic.

05.12.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The alligator community is in mourning but the rat community is pretty stoked right now.

04.12.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy who always comes in last in our fantasy football league, so much so that his team name reflects how bad he is at this game, is currently in first and the favorite for the playoffs.

I'm rooting for him so hard. I hope his dreams come true.

03.12.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seen them 3 times live. Incredible.

In the early days Eric would ask the crowd for cigarettes, they would rain down on the stage, he'd light maybe 8 of them at once? Then he would puff twice and eat all 8 whole lit cigarettes at once.

True rock star.

03.12.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

01.12.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15416    πŸ” 2512    πŸ’¬ 390    πŸ“Œ 170
The Hawara Hoax: Joe Rogan's UFO in the  Egyptian Labyrinth⁉️ Debunking UnchartedX
YouTube video by Archaeology with Flint Dibble The Hawara Hoax: Joe Rogan's UFO in the Egyptian Labyrinth⁉️ Debunking UnchartedX

ICYMI, this one's a fun one. Debunking the wild claims of Louis de Cordier and Ben van Kerkwyk @UnchartedX1, for a giant metallic object under the labyrinth, and share the super cool archaeology at Hawara in Egypt

I promise it'll make you laugh and learn!
youtu.be/oFOFSuHHGzs

01.12.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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a cartoon character from the movie frozen is dancing and saying `` let it grow , let it grow '' . ALT: a cartoon character from the movie frozen is dancing and saying `` let it grow , let it grow '' .
01.12.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast) I’m going to start a listicle of MAGA Cracking…..Please Enjoy Part One

I’ve started a list of MAGA cracking

substack.com/@mollyjongfa...

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And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet

30.11.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2300    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 61

Is the guy in gold from Philly?

30.11.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what is Bunknownaparte?

30.11.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

What an absolute lunatic.

It bothers me the platform he claimed and maintains as a debunker when anyone with even journeyman debunking experience can see how full of shit this guy is.

30.11.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[Jesus et al, 30 AD]

29.11.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is Mount McKinlean-to?

29.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The ashtray maze section of control is a top 10 experience for video games. The game overall is good, but that particular section is immaculate. Perfect sequence.

29.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am harmed by this in ways I cannot fully put to words.

27.11.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shoutout to all my fellow queers for whom family of origin sucks around holidays (and those of us who are still working on finding that found family). everything is pretty bad right now but being queer is still fucking amazing and you are amazing and not alone and i love you and am grateful for you

27.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1239    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

I help admin a de-radicalization site for ex-fellowed members of the religious cult I grew up in. Someone said recently I'm their favorite person they've never met.

27.11.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A few days ago, the wives of some QAnon influencers appeared together on a podcast, where they said that Q strengthened their marriages, said they thought that "Q is God," & claimed that "so many people came to Christ through the Q movement."

26.11.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 14

I know the modern political landscape is complicated and I'm not saying it will fix everything but I bet if we gave Puddle of Mudd like three top 10 billboard hits then a good portion of today's problematic energized idiots would have a healthier outlet to redirect that energy for a few years.

26.11.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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