Crime Sprees

Crime Sprees

@crimesprees.bsky.social

Born and raised hardcore creationist fundamentalist. Trying to atone, apologize, and bring about change by using my fundie knowledge for good. Conspiracy debunker, specialty in creationist and evangelical conspiracies. Tech knower. Champion shitposter

599 Followers 1,252 Following 1,619 Posts Joined Aug 2023
12 hours ago

Reel Big Fish tried to warn us.

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17 hours ago

If you're a nurse to a judge in the hospital.

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1 day ago

Gross and cringe

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1 day ago

Great thread on some recent goings on in one of the side characters of the whole QAnon influencer universe, Jim Stewartson, who brands himself and fancies himself the #1 QAnon debunker but is in fact himself a total conspiracy crank spreading absolute bullshit.

And he's into AI Slop? Who'da thunk?

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2 days ago
A Jim Stewartson tweet with 2 images, quote tweeting:

"For me, March 11th will always be #FACO day.

After three years of dragging me through hell, costing me hundreds of thousands of dollars, Mike Flynn dropped his frivolous lawsuit."

The first image is of Jim as Mortal Kombat character in a video-game advertisement. The second is of Mike Flynn as a chicken.

Mike Flynn has dropped his case against Jim Stewartson, who has proceeded to embarrass himself with more ridiculously cringe AI slop.

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3 days ago
“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

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4 days ago

Brainy Smurf can go die lonely.

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4 days ago

Wo-oh. Amber is the color of the last vehicle they were seen in.

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5 days ago

Me? January 6? No I wasn't at the capital I was somewhere else, safely holed up with Roger Stone.

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6 days ago

This new Gorillaz album is really good. Real Beatles in India vibes in the best way.

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6 days ago

FIGHT

MANA

ITEM

(PASS) *select noise*

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1 week ago

Just watched 28 Years Later Bone Temple and I gotta say that film freaking RIPS. Probably in my personal top 3 movies that feature a bone temple.

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1 week ago

RIP Fredrick Brennan.

I'll do some fancy font stuff in your honor, friend.

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1 week ago

My monitored conspiracists have basically split into two camps:

1) not real. All fake.

2) the most antisemitic shit you've ever seen.

What's interesting to me is the complete vaporizing of any narrative like "5d chess" or "all part of the plan" or "just as q predicted". Nowhere to be found.

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1 week ago

Who is Irish Spring?

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1 week ago
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Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

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1 week ago
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after absolutely eviscerating Kristi Noem and calling for her resignation, Tillis is applauded. He thens threatens to hold up nominees if she doesn't stop stonewalling him. My God.

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1 week ago
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Don't know why I can't get over this lying

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1 week ago

27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team

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1 week ago

Countdown until a private capital investment firm does a leveraged buyout and then sells off parts of Target's corpse until only the hollowed out bones of abandoned stores remain and people saying "that used to be a Target!" at a Spirit Halloween.

Somewhere Mitt Romney just got an erection.

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1 week ago
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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

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1 week ago
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Scary Movie | Official Trailer (2026 Movie) - Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Anna Faris, Regina Hall YouTube video by Paramount Pictures

Marlon Wayans is super supportive of his trans kid. WTF is he doing being involved in this Daily Wire ass movie?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fZ5...

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1 week ago
Video game villains including:
Bowser from the Super Mario Bros. series.
M. Bison from the Street Fighter series.
Shao Kahn from the Mortal Kombat series.
Dr. Wily from the Mega Man series.

man these people were some _deep cover_ villains

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2 weeks ago

You telling me the outlet that gave Dave Rubin his start may not be truly left wing?

Typical leftist purity testing.

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2 weeks ago

The first question at the presidential debates is "Where geographically is Naxxramas located?"

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2 months ago
Preview
Meet the First Groyper Politician James Fishback’s campaign may not be flashy but it sure is fashy.

Nick Fuentes and the groypers have their first candidate: Florida governor candidate James Fishback. And yes, he has some age of consent allegations.

My latest newsletter for @thebulwark.com:
www.thebulwark.com/p/meet-the-f...

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2 weeks ago

What is Neverland?

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2 weeks ago
"We Have Enough Friends" 
Lena Oleanderson

Come over. The doors are open,
my flat's a mess and
so is my heart
but the doors are always open.
Come over. I will make soup,
probably from frozen but
the important thing is
we will both eat.

You don't have to be dying,
but if you are,
or feel like you are,
or if living's been hard,
call me, and I will show up.
It doesn't have to be that bad,
it doesn't have to be bad at all,
but if it is, please call.

Do you want me to do the groceries?
Do you want me to mop the floors?
Do you need to be held;
you don't have to be dying to be held.
If you want me to be there, I want to.

I'm on the bathroom floor again,
and breathing is hard,
and eating's been hard, and sleeping,
the world is a laden thing
rolling around on my chest lately.
Just being alive is heavy tonight,
but we have enough dead friends.
Come over.

I cannot stress enough how much I consider all y'all my friends & your lives matter to me just as much as if I've known you in person my whole life. Please know my door is always open, my freezer's always full of homemade soup, I always have a hug to give, and my phone is never far if you need help.

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2 weeks ago

Anyone getting harassed by Stew and his crew of idiots is basically a signal to me that they're someone I should follow.

He's such an untalented asshat.

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2 weeks ago

Sekiro monkey boss is one of my favorite From Software boss designs ever.

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