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wtf man

i dunno man. like i said. i'm so white i probably cause snow blindness. this isn't really my place to talk. i just straight up do not understand what i'm "supposed" to be doing instead

[Too Woke On The Online voice] oli london *wasnt* being incredibly racist by trying to look korean, actually

its weird how any discussion around trans people passing has someone talking about "eurocentric beauty standards". like. yeah. i'm white as fuck, with european ancestry, and i live in fucking canada. we still have the fucking british king as the head of state. what other beauty standards would i use

I'm using tilt controls!

why is this a thing now. why did video games not need to do this until relatively recently. is it like, some engine-specific thing or what

2020s video games be like "Compiling shaders..."

who actually gives a shit about screen bezel size. who convinced tech companies that this matters and why on earth did you do that

i guess there's artifact but we dont talk about artifact

hey wait. counterstrike is originally a mod. portal was originalyl a student project. team fortress was originally a mod. dota was originally a mod. left4dead was by turtle rock.

is deadlock the first Actually Original valve game since half life

so would anyone play marvel rivals if it didnt have the marvel branding? or would everyone (correctly) just be laughing at Yet Another Bootleg Overwatch

ITS AS SHRIMPLE AS THAT

(featuring @quakeroc.bsky.social as victor)

i swear to god, next time i see someone claim voice training "isnt that hard" or "it can be kind of fun" or anything along those lines:

northernlion_hammers.mp4 but actually

no i absolutely do fucking not mean bitcoin

honestly the solution to The Payment Processor Problem is cryptocurrencies and just using them for their actually intended purpose instead of what Reddit Dot cum tries to convince you they're for

like ok the *real* solution is for mastercard to fuck off, but otherwise,

does anyone know if you put your balls in the condom too please this is urgent please

please do not correct my english with regards to any typos or grammatical errors i may make. i have no respect for this language

job listings be like "we're in the gartner magic quadrant :)"

brother no one has any idea what that even means except CEOs with their head so far up their ass that whoever pulls it out is crowned king. this is not something you should be proudly proclaiming, if anything it's a negative

start up a deadlock match
clearly have a 4-stack on my team
all of them have voices that are, to put it bluntly, The Fagcent but just a lil too fem
one playing ivy, another with the name "angelofwires"
unprecedented amount of playing selflessly, checking if each other is ok when escaping ganks, etc

"i had a dream that-" no you didnt. you thought up a joke and cant figure out how to start the post. you did not dream that.

sorry did you say 'han dynasty' or 'handy nasty'

will cds ever become like records are today

ok now the fursuit guy is attempting an ITG 9 and i think he's going to die of heatstroke

watching randos hop on the ITG setup at vancoufur is hilarious

what do you mean you failed at 14% into a DDR 2?? those have enough notes to fail that fast?? bro the guy on the other pad is in full fursuit and he cleared it !!!

i love fursona ref sheets that have a section thats like "DISLIKES: bullies, scammers, nazis"

wow. really insightful there, man. tells me a lot about the character to... know they dont want to get scammed ??????

back home from day 1 of vancoufur. fuckin hour and a half long trip each way, ough. as if con activities arent exhausting enough, gotta tack that on each end.

heres hoping im finally actually employed next year and can afford a room, lmao

Japanese Drum Game

is there any way to make PiU use quantized note colors at all? is there a reason people play with the whole "red up, yellow center, blue down" colors beyond that being the best option there is

i have never played it but at least from a DDR enjoyer perspective, that seems like a big omission

to be clear: this is not at all true, the extreme majority of games do not do this, and anyone who has ever looked at the files in more than one game ever can tell you this. but now every Gamer:tm: thinks you can magically make games take 5x less space. its like Just Optimize It but even more stupid