The smug, pre-recorded, I-told-you-so, in-your-face message I have sent to everyone I know* once I’m dead and recognized as a literary genius
* who is still alive
So sorry for your loss.
Pretty sure that whatever a curler yells to the sweepers as the stone slides across the ice is the same thing the curler yells to their partner during sex.
In full-contact curling, you defend your stones by fighting the opponents with your broom.
Russia’s full-scale invasion began 4 years ago. It began in winter, and so this winter is the 5th. And, for civilians, the worst. Russia launches missiles and drones at energy infrastructure to force Ukrainians to endure the freezing cold. Here's how you can help
snyder.substack.com/p/the-long-u...
I kind of like the idea of a General Strike:
Stay home, read a book, eat the food you have.
Maybe go help a neighbor or volunteer at the food bank.
Avoid thugs.
I’m all for protests but the general strike can work while also denying the thugs the pleasure of abusing the innocent.
If you need a good cry, this should do it.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
At least emailing beats heavy lifting?
Check it out my fellow kings
Bring the flavor to the rice…
Don’t forget the smoking and no-smoking sections.
Congrats!!
Congrats!
“Garfield-one, two-three two-three”
Love the la di da, la la…
So good
closer and closer ... production and design almost entirely done, with that Zeno's paradox thing of getting to the very end ...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
Congrats.
Browns gotta brown
Switch it from lesbian to gay men.
friends with large accounts, I'm not going to pester you personally but just generally speaking, I would sure appreciate a signal boost on this thing. We seem to have leveled out, and since this is a one-shot (won't be in bookstores) I'd like to get it out there as much as possible.
He’s a tragic waste of air time.
Put Canada Tonight into that slot!!
Love your work
David Cross lays out the appalling reality of the #RiyadhComedyFestival —and lays out the sell-outs who took MBS' blood money.
officialdavidcross.com/blogs/press/...
This is outstanding from David Cross about the comedy festival that's going on right now in Saudi Arabia.
I'm beyond disappointed to see comics I love like Jessica Kirson, Sam Morril, Bill Burr and Tom Segura on this bill. And Russell Peters? Come on. And is that Dave Attell on the top row?
The football coach/social studies teacher rolled that cart in twice a week.
The week of the big game, he’d get all the tapes for some old movie about the crusades so he could work on his game plan.
Cool. Stick to your guns. Insist that the Supreme Court’s jurisdiction is limited in appropriations; i.e. restore the Exceptions clause so the orange menace doesn’t just ignore the deal and gets the SC to shrug it off
TUESDAY
