Sammy-Raye Θ∆&

Yeah, okay, new oven is busted.

Thing errored and I literally had to pull it out from the countertops and unplug it cause it wouldn't shut off.

Kobolds, it's now time to play the fan-favorite game... POKE THE DRAGON!!! Who's gonna get the high score this week? 😳

me

And here's tonight's drawing! 😄

There's a kobold who only wears pants and a kobold who only wears shirts. They're rivals! 😮

But everything changed when the wise smallbold pointed out that neither are wearing shoes! 😮

Seems to be working fine for me?

...I got a frozen pizza and the new oven fucking burnt it.

I set it to the exact time and temp, and I figured I didn't have to check it.

I smelled smoke

the pizza

was fucking char

I am so sad right now DX

A serious looking Sunny

Dragon @glitchygore.bsky.social! 💚 A gift for a dear friend!

#dragonart

テイルモン

kh ral 🐐👑
#deltarune

[COMM 2023] I love drawing birds omg

Very proud of this one in particular lol snake snek anthro commission!

#furry #furryart

a while back a guy I knew was trying to justify having gone to Curtis Yarvin's wedding, and his girlfriend said "Don't you find him thrillingly contrarian' and I said 'That's how boring people excuse being racist'

🐢 #pokopia

The entire history of Western civilization really is just "About time we war the Persian Empire, eh?"

it's very cool how bad the moderation is here sometimes

The Day We Met: Chapter 4, Page 36

Cause they're on top of my spaghetti, all covered in cheese? (Cause they're always nomming my food.)

And I lose my poor kobolds, when somebody sneezes? (Cause they're skittish and run away?)

Cause they roll off of the table and onto the floor. And then my poor kobolds roll right out the door?

Kobold Kommission for @juppy.bsky.social of their kobold Kitty having successfully defeated an evil horde of monsters lurking in the dark - or so she thinks.

Thanks for commissioning me!

Can this be a solution?

latchy and ermine fur swap????????

#bugoc #bugfurry

They call people who don't like ai "denialists" and meanwhile the dude is just saying this out loud

Failure human beings

Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income?

Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero.

Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit?

Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.

No matter where you want to go, it always starts with that singular first step!

Commission for writer-of-worlds on tumblr! 🌈✨
#PMD #pokemonmysterydungeon