@mph1982.bsky.social
“You’re joking, not another one?…oh I’m sick of this, there’s too much Twitter replacement apps nowadays” Tottenham / Cricket / Formula 1. Not always in that order
“I’ve bought a football club by mistake”
14.09.2025 20:45 — 👍 47 🔁 5 💬 12 📌 0the lies will continue until the “truth” improves
14.09.2025 20:56 — 👍 1942 🔁 390 💬 58 📌 18Half time player interviews 🚮
14.09.2025 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thoughts with the pub landlord.
30.07.2025 19:19 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The Online Safety Act is a conspiracy by Big Podcast to get more ads from NordVPN
28.07.2025 20:37 — 👍 69 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0
It’s the mid-2010s. You’re an actor. Your cool friends are making prestige Netflix shows. You’re in a perfectly fine ITV Sunday night drama that does 4m viewers and pays the bills. A decade later you turn on Netflix. Your old ITV show is one of the biggest things on Netflix UK. (Repeat to infinity.)
28.07.2025 19:40 — 👍 105 🔁 10 💬 8 📌 1Apparently I need to verify my age on here to access my direct messages. Just as well as I don’t use them but ridiculous interpretation/implementation of the new law
26.07.2025 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Prodigy are ridiculously good.
29.06.2025 21:58 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0I wouldn't fancy taking on the Prodigys lighting engineer at Daley Thompsons Decathalon. Fastest fingers in the universe.
#Glastonbury #prodigy
The Prodigy really don't believe in the saying Less is More.
29.06.2025 21:24 — 👍 96 🔁 3 💬 16 📌 1guessing they skipped “Spurs get battered” at Glastonbury this year
28.06.2025 20:40 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Trump: “I want to just say, we love you God”
22.06.2025 02:08 — 👍 1747 🔁 283 💬 705 📌 348Honestly the entire state of online media is a complete fucking mess. Mostly thanks to digital titans dictating the hoops.
10.06.2025 20:57 — 👍 56 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0I sit across from our Elon subject matter expert in the office and he just got up, put on his TV appearance blazer, and ran off
05.06.2025 19:05 — 👍 3948 🔁 565 💬 42 📌 19
Let's fucking gooooooooo
05.06.2025 19:18 — 👍 822 🔁 92 💬 37 📌 37Christ. It's like having Stan Boardman as PM but without the jokes.
05.06.2025 16:50 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
We’ve all done it
04.06.2025 19:12 — 👍 828 🔁 47 💬 30 📌 4Interesting framing by Sky News' Jon Craig, considering that Farage was in the South of France *while* the Commons were sitting, to set him up as hard working while "other parties are on the ski slopes or whatever". ~AA
27.05.2025 17:57 — 👍 247 🔁 64 💬 38 📌 10The latest update from Mersey Police will update a few on the other social media place
26.05.2025 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
24.05.2025 16:36 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
This legend. 🎶 Johnson again, ole oleeee 🎶 #coys
23.05.2025 19:18 — 👍 61 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 2
'It's been my life, Tottenham Hotspur. And I love this club'
23.05.2025 20:38 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Spurs Europa League victory parade
23.05.2025 20:39 — 👍 87 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0Imagine if the club had just had a BBQ
23.05.2025 18:31 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Tell me again about how finishing second is better than wining the Europa League?
23.05.2025 21:38 — 👍 48 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0CURRENT #THFC INJURY LIST:
Maddison (knee) - 2 months
Kulusevski (knee) - 3 months
Bergvall (ankle) - 1 month
Drăgușin (knee) - 4 months
Johnson (hangover) - 6 months
