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@mph1982.bsky.social

“You’re joking, not another one?…oh I’m sick of this, there’s too much Twitter replacement apps nowadays” Tottenham / Cricket / Formula 1. Not always in that order

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I still don't understand why the police are not involved.

No other company in Britain would be able to engage in the deliberate, on-going creation and monetisation of CSAM and find it treated as a regulatory rather than a criminal matter.

People should be being interviewed under caution.

12.01.2026 19:41 — 👍 27    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0
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Every minute on the other side

10.08.2024 10:48 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

“I’ve bought a football club by mistake”

14.09.2025 20:45 — 👍 47    🔁 5    💬 12    📌 0

the lies will continue until the “truth” improves

14.09.2025 20:56 — 👍 1940    🔁 388    💬 57    📌 18

Half time player interviews 🚮

14.09.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thoughts with the pub landlord.

30.07.2025 19:19 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The Online Safety Act is a conspiracy by Big Podcast to get more ads from NordVPN

28.07.2025 20:37 — 👍 69    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0
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It’s the mid-2010s. You’re an actor. Your cool friends are making prestige Netflix shows. You’re in a perfectly fine ITV Sunday night drama that does 4m viewers and pays the bills. A decade later you turn on Netflix. Your old ITV show is one of the biggest things on Netflix UK. (Repeat to infinity.)

28.07.2025 19:40 — 👍 105    🔁 10    💬 8    📌 1

Apparently I need to verify my age on here to access my direct messages. Just as well as I don’t use them but ridiculous interpretation/implementation of the new law

26.07.2025 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Prodigy are ridiculously good.

29.06.2025 21:58 — 👍 26    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

I wouldn't fancy taking on the Prodigys lighting engineer at Daley Thompsons Decathalon. Fastest fingers in the universe.

#Glastonbury #prodigy

29.06.2025 21:39 — 👍 89    🔁 13    💬 4    📌 0
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The Prodigy's lighting technician:

#glastonbury

29.06.2025 21:48 — 👍 71    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

The Prodigy really don't believe in the saying Less is More.

29.06.2025 21:24 — 👍 96    🔁 3    💬 16    📌 1

guessing they skipped “Spurs get battered” at Glastonbury this year

28.06.2025 20:40 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Trump: “I want to just say, we love you God”

22.06.2025 02:08 — 👍 1736    🔁 283    💬 692    📌 345

Honestly the entire state of online media is a complete fucking mess. Mostly thanks to digital titans dictating the hoops.

10.06.2025 20:57 — 👍 56    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

I sit across from our Elon subject matter expert in the office and he just got up, put on his TV appearance blazer, and ran off

05.06.2025 19:05 — 👍 3932    🔁 564    💬 41    📌 20
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Let's fucking gooooooooo

05.06.2025 19:18 — 👍 819    🔁 92    💬 37    📌 36

Christ. It's like having Stan Boardman as PM but without the jokes.

05.06.2025 16:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

05.06.2025 16:54 — 👍 46889    🔁 11374    💬 2946    📌 2523
05.06.2025 16:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We’ve all done it

04.06.2025 19:12 — 👍 823    🔁 47    💬 30    📌 4
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Interesting framing by Sky News' Jon Craig, considering that Farage was in the South of France *while* the Commons were sitting, to set him up as hard working while "other parties are on the ski slopes or whatever". ~AA

27.05.2025 17:57 — 👍 246    🔁 64    💬 37    📌 10

The latest update from Mersey Police will update a few on the other social media place

26.05.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This legend. 🎶 Johnson again, ole oleeee 🎶 #coys

23.05.2025 19:18 — 👍 61    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 2
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'It's been my life, Tottenham Hotspur. And I love this club'

23.05.2025 20:38 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Spurs Europa League victory parade

Spurs Europa League victory parade

23.05.2025 20:39 — 👍 85    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

Imagine if the club had just had a BBQ

23.05.2025 18:31 — 👍 30    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

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