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Long-serving civil servant in the Ministry of Art and Disappointment (a.k.a. #thfc) #coys πŸ”βš½οΈ

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Welcome Igor Tudor announcement by THFC, just with Tudor dressed as a Tudor, Henry VIII style.

Welcome Igor Tudor announcement by THFC, just with Tudor dressed as a Tudor, Henry VIII style.

First managerial choice of the post-Levy era and I’m glad the club’s gone for someone with a bit of style. #coys

15.02.2026 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the good stuff, room temp. 100%.

For Dairy Milk or Easter eggs, or things like a Mars β€” basically where the chocolate doesn’t have much flavour or where texture matters more β€” fridge.

14.02.2026 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m also guessing it’s no longer disgusting for lone male criminals to migrate to a country that isn’t the nearest option, then look to bring their families over later.

14.02.2026 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tommy Robinson flees UK claiming he's 'a priority target for ISIS' FAR-RIGHT agitator Tommy Robinson has claimed that he has fled the country because he is a priority target for terror group Isis.

β€˜β€œTommy is looking into relocating his family for their safety. Please can you help with this, and any ongoing security costs.”
A web address to donate then appears across the bottom of the screen.’

The grift never stops.

www.thenational.scot/news/2585387...

14.02.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, I actually had. I’m genuinely fearful for kids on escalators though. πŸ˜€

12.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Long overdue. Now we have drafts you can line up a stinkpalm reference for next year and a nod to the back of a Volkswagen for 2028.

12.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Scene from Mallrats where they’re trying to see the sailboat

Scene from Mallrats where they’re trying to see the sailboat

12.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My kung fu teacher taught similar: if you can’t run away, hit them hard once then run away.

12.02.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robbie? Roy? The band? God help us.

11.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling . Alt: Willem Defoe in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling maniacally.

He never said he _had_ to.

11.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Joelinton injured for tonight’s game

Joelinton injured for tonight’s game

A small bonus for our medical team tonight… #coys

10.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More worried about the local chavs messing up my tyres down there 😜

09.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Elon Musk tweet:

For those unaware, Space has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years.
The mission of SpaceX remains the same: extend consciousness and life as we know it to the stars.
It is only possible to travel to Mars when the planets align every 26 months (six month trip time), whereas we can launch to the Moon every 10 days (2 day trip time). This means we can iterate much faster to complete a Moon city than a Mars city.
That said, SpaceX will also strive to build a Mars city and begin doing so in about 5 to 7 years, but the overriding priority is securing the future of civilization and the Moon is faster.

Elon Musk tweet: For those unaware, Space has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years. The mission of SpaceX remains the same: extend consciousness and life as we know it to the stars. It is only possible to travel to Mars when the planets align every 26 months (six month trip time), whereas we can launch to the Moon every 10 days (2 day trip time). This means we can iterate much faster to complete a Moon city than a Mars city. That said, SpaceX will also strive to build a Mars city and begin doing so in about 5 to 7 years, but the overriding priority is securing the future of civilization and the Moon is faster.

For those unaware, I’ve already shifted focus to spending a long weekend in Margate rather than emigrating to Australia, because I’ve just realised it’s much closer and easier.

09.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t want the β€œhighest quality” games in the Cup. We want our team to progress as far as possible. We want to see good teams knocked out by other good teams to help with that. And the draw each round is part of the fun, the unknown.

Do your thing, FA, but don’t pretend it’s for fans.

03.02.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Way too rare a sight this season

01.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that it? How on earth does that get a card?

01.02.2026 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I misread this as β€œrecently deceased” and was more surprised that I’d not read of his passing than at the idea of Spurs turning their transfer window into Weekend at Bernie’s.

29.01.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And innocently glancing in the other direction πŸ˜€

29.01.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Director of Shithousery, lifetime contract please.

29.01.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s hope they can bottle this league race like the have other years, first. I also hope a change of manager can work as well for us as it appears to have for Man U…

25.01.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tony Pulis with Lego hair, like a certain Arsenal manager

Tony Pulis with Lego hair, like a certain Arsenal manager

25.01.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What are these β€œsecure seats” and are they Eric-Dier-proof?

23.01.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Top Gun 3 auditions under way already…

20.01.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to work out whether Frank’s trying some magic spells or if he’s got a Minority Report style tactics board.

19.01.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, these have potential…

18.01.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please be AI slop. Please.

18.01.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Coco as Director of Shithousery idea has legs. I like Cuti a lot, but he would have somehow managed to get sent off twice at the battle of the bridge.

17.01.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More joy in that short clip than the last month or two at Spurs!

17.01.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And even then, that won’t factor in the wasted time and effort that could have been spent on signing someone better.

14.01.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some Spurs dislike Chelsea more than Arsenal, more down to individual experiences (hissing etc.) than a historical, ingrained rivalry. Chelsea’s less of a rivalry, more antipathy for those bothered by them - but not all Spurs fans are.

13.01.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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