ChiTheMonkey 🏳️‍🌈 is screaming wordlessly into 2026

Oh yeah, since transitioning, things are a lot harder, take a lot more work, stuff is scarier, for sure.

But you should see the kind of torque I get from this puppy now that there's joy in the tank!

(to say nothing of all the estrogen, wow)

Look, she keeps walking up to me and grabbing things and saying "Mine!" and then kissing me.

Who am I to argue with that?

Alas, my wife had vetoed my plans to show them off.

Apparently my new chest (along with all my more interesting parts) belongs to her 🤷‍♀️

Oh yeah, since transitioning, things are a lot harder, take a lot more work, stuff is scarier, for sure.

But you should see the kind of torque I get from this puppy now that there's joy in the tank!

(to say nothing of all the estrogen, wow)

<flames in her eyes>

I am going to have... very large breasts.

Two weeks from now I will be recovering from top surgery.

Cannot fucking wait.

Better to use a chisel or some other kind of wedge to open those.

Oh dear

Oh dear

That smiiiiiiile!

Cute!

Now I want cinnamon rolls...

I never would have gotten this.

What are your rates for translating the incomprehensible 'kids these day'?

Fae I am old and lame and do not know what this means.

Can you explain?

Well.

I see *someone* is still wearing her glasses!

I would never encourage anyone getting up to hijinks, Fae

What do you think I am? Some puckish hobgoblin? Some trickster? Some merry wanderer of the night?

You're both having so much fun this is adorable.

I will say gently: every famous counter sit-in from the Civil Rights era was a crime.

Nonviolent civil disobedience is quite literally and explicitly a strategy where you commit crimes.

Oh holy crap, I forgot air conditioning.

Can I change my answer?

Personally I'm rather fond of my bioidentical estrogen, but yeah the glasses are pretty nice too

So we're around the same age, and I've got a couple years on you for hrt.

It's scary times, for sure and certain, but that still doesn't sound like never.

Never is a long time, neighbor.

Oh wow.

Seriously and completely.

I remember reading his 'defense' before it got deleted and *yikes*

Stopped putting his books on my displays immediately.

Wildly famous writer: anyone who’s ever said anything bad about me is a shitty journalist, I am the arbiter of good journalism, and it’s THIS:

~shows a 300000 word screed on a substack about how you can’t do anything bad to ceramicists and also VIBES~

Anyway now you don’t have to read that mess.

Oh emphatically *same*

Yeah, I didn't hate how I looked Before, but aside from my beard I never took any particular joy in it.

It's so good Emory 😭