Morgan Jerkins

I think it’s simple that a person who doesn’t do a thing and instead allows a machine to do it for them can’t claim to be part of the group or history of the profession. An artist who doesn’t make the art isn’t an artist. A writer who doesn’t write is not a writer. It’s not the ideas but the making.

Every year white people warn travelers to Europe to be careful of pickpocketers.

And yes I take precaution but baby, you’re the prime target, not my Black ass.

Be afraid of crime in New York. Master Splinter is still preparing Michaelangelo and Donatello to take on Shredder while masked assassins corrupt teenagers in broad daylight.

Some of us are dealing with—-why should the OP care about that?

They think we’re stupid, y’all.

“Yuck” from A Goofy Movie

“I’m getting old but my eyesight still young”

A lack of sexual discipline will drain a wallet every time.

I have no clue!!!

Eric Adams is such a jive turkey that I’m surprised he hasn’t grown a beak and feathers sprouting out of his ass.

Jive turkey is what a jive turkey does

Put this in my veins

You got five minutes, bubba.

If Selena hadn’t been murdered, I think we all know intuitively what would’ve happened.

What if Burt Bacharach or Dionne Warwick actually knew the way to San Jose?

What if Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s sex tape would have never leaked?

What if Selena hadn't been murdered?

I started watching “The Departed” last night and the N word was launched no later than five minutes into the movie.

Like damn, I didn’t even have time to settle in and finish my glass!

A coyote killed a stray cat and left it on our lawn and my wife said "oh no make sure RFK doesn't find out or he'll be here with a bib and utensils in 10 minutes" and added some much needed levity to an otherwise depressing situation

So throw trans people under the bus? I think that’s an appropriate boundary. We aren’t discussing subway fare hikes here.

Kate Bush in a box. 📸: Gered Mankowitz (1978)

Happy Catherine “Kate” Bush’s Birthday to all celebrate.

LMAO!!!!!!!!

My credit score went down like 50 points all last year. It went back up 30 points this year. Wanna know what I did differently?

NOT A SINGLE COTDAMN THING CREDIT SCORES ARE A SCAM

Faculty Support of George Mason’s President Draws Federal Investigation

The faculty at George Mason issued a statement supporting the president of the university, so the Justice Department is now investigating the faculty.

This is "You have committed thoughtcrime and will be punished" stuff.

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/u...

Babe I have not recovered because “P Valley” has not come out with a new season yet.

i assumed the majority of arkansas was whites-only anyway so i'm not understanding what's horrifying here.

That’s why they say to watch Big Mama when Papaw goes to glory

Vocal fry is driving me nuts.

Stop talking like that!!!!!

Exactly!

Jerome?!

Who yo daddy *lowers glasses*

You gonna be praying after I put some Miralax in your food. That’ll make you shout to the Lord.

Can you imagine someone holding a prayer circle while you’re trying to remember how Excel works?

Pyromania would be in my future, I fear.