girl fieri

Not eldest but

Yes I added it in the online portal for Costco scheduling

My insurance might deny it, you never know, but I didn’t pay anything yesterday

Completing the questionnaire online is a trap. They are gonna make you do it again on paper.

The frustrating thing about this is that while families without two working parents CAN make it to evening and weekend classes (but may not prefer them) the reverse is not true. It’s just a fundamental disregard for a common family structure.

Good point, plz return to start!

Obviously!

Hospital checkin is like please check in at the kiosk! NO NOT YOU, that kiosk is only for THIS, walk down that hallway, NOT THAT ONE, no turn left, that desk, DO NOT speak to the receptionist, type in the code WHAT DO YOU MEAN you don’t have a code???

That doesn’t make me feel better bc it sucks! Boo fevers 😭

I wish I had known! We need like a vaccine sommelier

I am calling a moratorium on “eldest daughter” content

Welp it turns out my second Novavax while much milder than Moderna did give me a rip roaring fever in the middle of the night that took ages to break

COVID you should have stayed with the bat this sucks

It’s kind of the worst! It doesn’t hurt for long but when it does it’s such a bummer

I got it there today! The pharmacist was saying it’s hard to know how much to order so if you don’t see it tell them you want it and keep checking back

I bought some cheap dinosaur decor for my sons bday party and he is still cherishing them weeks later, I find them everywhere (yes that is his breakfast, this is a carbs home)

The thing about distance running is sometimes you go to look at your toenail to see if it is bruised bc it’s bothering you and the joke is on you bc it has simply left, quit on the job.

No-nails not toenails

Sorry I’ll go

Omg I am gonna make that soon too! Pretty pumped

No but I wanna go is it that

What did u make

They are hosting a Bavarian Christmas market at the Cuyahoga county fairgrounds in Berea and I kinda wanna see the Myrtle Beach version of charming Euro holiday ngl

I love u Costco for having Novavax so I don’t have to spend a day feverish and worried I’ll poop my pants 🫶🏼

I think we can all agree it’s me, I’m already a little like a Monday in October - kind of cold, a little confusing, but worth complimenting for a day off work

Totally an exception if it’s for accessibility and safety!

He almost got away with it! Flew too close to the sun. The 6th was too many 😂

My 3yo son quietly pulled up a chair to the dessert table at the family function and ate maybe 5??? Gulab jamun before being apprehended

Yes Lucy’s correct. Also it’s an automatic red card to bring these into the supermarket or drugstore idc argue with your mama

I will not explain this you’re from Cleveland or you’re not

The teens who run the bakery at Patterson fruit farm could manage an aircraft carrier fr

It is only hilarious if the parents are the dumbest thing - like I did consider a Tiger onesie for ME when 4yo was in her princess jasmine phase. But inertia! And I didn’t. Maybe this more so proves Shannon’s point 😂

Developing a theory that you are most likely to see coordinated group costumes in families where the mom specifically feels pretty great about how she looks