What if they did an "Oops all babies" king cake?

When they put together your coffee order and it's actually good and the bagel is decent it feels like the Flu Game kind of performance though. Part of each visit I get to imagine "maybe it'll be this time"

Musically talented as well. If their socio-economic circumstances from birth had been flipped we'd probably still know Manson's name, but probably not Elon.

Kind of crazy how little daylight there is between Elon and Charles Manson

Once the trees aren't coated in the fresh stuff everything just looks kinda dead too

And they also look fucking gross as hell from all the salt.

Always kind of funny when a nation has like 4 athletes and there's a dozen people coming out at the parade of nations

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

It's the aftermath of this, all of this, it's either legal consequences or Saint Luigi. I'd prefer legal consequences.

Zero golds for Canada or China after a week is crazy

Is the implication supposed to be that he just went up there himself as a stunt and could have come down whenever?

There's probably a chance we get the flag too

Looking at the still you'd be forgiven for assuming this guy was a counterprotestor at an ICE Out demonstration

This image is going to come in handy for sports posts too

I think--and try to remember, I'm just a guy who reads books, it's just a thought--that Trump's collapsing ratings are meaningful because his base relies on self deception that he's blowing up. There are the billionaires who have yoked themselves to him, and there are the various fascists, and

Show me where it says in the rulebook you can't do this

I mean if it went that far, I'm pretty sure I'd also be in a place where that post isn't gonna make much of a difference.

Just as ICE and CBP have no legitimate role in "election security" neither does the head of DHS. The mere existence of this press conference should be a scandal, much less this tone-deaf comment.

One of my common intrusive thoughts is what I would do to one who gets away with doing it to someone in my family.

The last thing a defensive end from 5 seed Georgia sees before a pulling guard from 12 seed North Dakota State helps him go pro in something other than sports

I used "chopped" correctly to some teens at a basketball game tonight and they looked at me like I was the Ghost of Christmas Future.

I would say angel dust, but that's kind of the barbarian rage mechanic too

My guess is that this ends up being *only* enforced where they hope it would depress turnout in heavily dem areas

Requiring passports to vote is the bluest fucking map you've ever seen

Saying shit this crazy really means he should be removed from office tomorrow. But yeah let's wait for him to...break more laws and idk maybe literally wipe his ass with the actual constitution?

Not since...sunday night

The announcers are crashing out

"they tried to kill me, thank you for your attention to this matter" would be all of his posts.