Kevin Brotzman

Kevin Brotzman

@brotz13.bsky.social

He/him. Baltimore, MD. Let's go O's!

295 Followers 286 Following 1,307 Posts Joined Aug 2023
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a man wearing a hat that says karate nuts Alt: Scene from 30 Rock with Frank (Judah Friedlander) wearing a hat that says "KARATE SLUTS".
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20 hours ago

So because I was just telling my mom I have a Buck Showalter story
At MASN we would get the raw footage of pregame press conferences and in one Buck opens it saying “I just learned what the eggplant emoji means” looks at the press and asks “do you know what it means”
Still mad it never aired lol

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1 day ago
An Elmo face made of construction paper. The mouth is glued on upside down and the eyeballs are scrawled on in marker, giving him a grimace of ethereal terror.

My daughter made Hellmo in preschool, and years later it still brings me delight.

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4 days ago

I love Hanks' physical acting in that whole movie and definitely in that later scene. So twitchy, taking every fiber of his being not to raise his voice.

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1 week ago

So Ron!

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1 week ago

My best friend will be 10 in a few months. And much to my delight, she now requests Weird Al when we're driving around.

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1 week ago

High marks for scrapple.

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1 week ago
Colored-pencil card drawing of Jud Wilson with the Baltimore Black Sox

Hall of Famer Jud Wilson, born on this date in 1894

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1 week ago

I was there too! And the pitcher that Chris Davis victimized at the end was the amphibious Pat Venditte.

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1 week ago

DepressleMania?

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2 weeks ago

Maybe Tuesday is The Day It Finally Happens.

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2 weeks ago

Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️

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2 weeks ago

Both Derrick and Dave played for the Orioles. The only other father-son combos to play for Baltimore were Bob & Terry Kennedy, the Johns O'Donoghue, Dave & Steve Johnson, and Tim Raines Sr. & Jr. (who got to play together in 2001!).

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2 weeks ago
Headline reading  "'Make better choices': Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop". The accompanying photo shows a seal with an eel sticking out of its nostril.
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2 weeks ago

Condolences. I used to take the MARC to DC for work and I still remember another rider saying that it stood for "Maybe A Reliable Commute".

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2 weeks ago

At least this has more journalistic value than the Jesse Singal op-ed you gerbils published yesterday.

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2 weeks ago
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and talking to a camera . Alt: David Lynch as Gordon Cole in "Twin Peaks: the Return" saying, "I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die!".

Fuck off forever, you transphobic ghouls.

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2 weeks ago

I was still 5 weeks away from turning 21! Insult to injury, haha.

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2 weeks ago

I am forever cursed to remember Jason Michaels. I voluntarily sat through 17 innings of a Friday night game in 2003 between a bad Orioles team and an OK Phillies team. It was 1-1 from the top 3rd - top 17th, then this dude blasted an Omar Daal pitch for a 3-run HR. I should frame my ticket stub.

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2 weeks ago
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Juan Uribe doesn't seem to like football very much Juan Uribe doesn't want to watch football.

We are Juan Uribe.

www.nbcsports.com/mlb/news/jua...

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2 weeks ago

The Orioles played their first competitive game of 2026 (only 29 more of these until they actually count). Trevor Rogers and a cast of dozens shut out the Yankees' road lineup. Pete Alonso crushed his first home run as an O. This calls for the Biggest of Beer Fridays.

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2 weeks ago

I realize that Pete might just be pandering to the hometown fans, but if so he is crushing it. I still think he's more Polar Bear than Pander Bear, though.

Sorry, I'm trying to delete it.

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3 weeks ago

Craig Albernaz setting his pitching plan for today's game:

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3 weeks ago

Every time Alby says or does something delightful, I remember that we upgraded from Mansolino to him, and it feels even better. Vibes off the charts.

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3 weeks ago

He's an Orioles fan, and I can tell you from experience, that shit ages you.

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3 weeks ago
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a close up of a man 's face with a beard Alt: The ghoulified character Thaddeus from the Fallout TV series saying "I used to make money for a living".

The good news is, he's now undead. Bad news, sometimes he's just gonna lose a limb.

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3 weeks ago

Once I'm back at home, I'll have to dig out my figures. I don't know which is my favorite, the Rob Dibble I found on clearance after he burned out, or the Albert Belle that has an Otis Nixon body type.

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3 weeks ago

I love a custom baseball card. #orioles

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3 weeks ago
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a man in a yellow shirt is standing in a bowling alley and saying sheesh . Alt: Donny from The Big Lebowski is standing in a bowling alley and saying sheesh.
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3 weeks ago

Imagine that fucker plays for your rival. My crackpot belief is that the Yankees would be a .500 team at best without him.

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