Kevin Brotzman

So Ron!

My best friend will be 10 in a few months. And much to my delight, she now requests Weird Al when we're driving around.

High marks for scrapple.

Colored-pencil card drawing of Jud Wilson with the Baltimore Black Sox

Hall of Famer Jud Wilson, born on this date in 1894

I was there too! And the pitcher that Chris Davis victimized at the end was the amphibious Pat Venditte.

DepressleMania?

Maybe Tuesday is The Day It Finally Happens.

Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️

Both Derrick and Dave played for the Orioles. The only other father-son combos to play for Baltimore were Bob & Terry Kennedy, the Johns O'Donoghue, Dave & Steve Johnson, and Tim Raines Sr. & Jr. (who got to play together in 2001!).

Headline reading "'Make better choices': Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop". The accompanying photo shows a seal with an eel sticking out of its nostril.

Condolences. I used to take the MARC to DC for work and I still remember another rider saying that it stood for "Maybe A Reliable Commute".

At least this has more journalistic value than the Jesse Singal op-ed you gerbils published yesterday.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and talking to a camera . Alt: David Lynch as Gordon Cole in "Twin Peaks: the Return" saying, "I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die!".

Fuck off forever, you transphobic ghouls.

I was still 5 weeks away from turning 21! Insult to injury, haha.

I am forever cursed to remember Jason Michaels. I voluntarily sat through 17 innings of a Friday night game in 2003 between a bad Orioles team and an OK Phillies team. It was 1-1 from the top 3rd - top 17th, then this dude blasted an Omar Daal pitch for a 3-run HR. I should frame my ticket stub.

Juan Uribe doesn't seem to like football very much Juan Uribe doesn't want to watch football.

We are Juan Uribe.

www.nbcsports.com/mlb/news/jua...

The Orioles played their first competitive game of 2026 (only 29 more of these until they actually count). Trevor Rogers and a cast of dozens shut out the Yankees' road lineup. Pete Alonso crushed his first home run as an O. This calls for the Biggest of Beer Fridays.

I realize that Pete might just be pandering to the hometown fans, but if so he is crushing it. I still think he's more Polar Bear than Pander Bear, though.

Sorry, I'm trying to delete it.

Craig Albernaz setting his pitching plan for today's game:

Every time Alby says or does something delightful, I remember that we upgraded from Mansolino to him, and it feels even better. Vibes off the charts.

He's an Orioles fan, and I can tell you from experience, that shit ages you.

a close up of a man 's face with a beard Alt: The ghoulified character Thaddeus from the Fallout TV series saying "I used to make money for a living".

The good news is, he's now undead. Bad news, sometimes he's just gonna lose a limb.

Once I'm back at home, I'll have to dig out my figures. I don't know which is my favorite, the Rob Dibble I found on clearance after he burned out, or the Albert Belle that has an Otis Nixon body type.

I love a custom baseball card. #orioles

Imagine that fucker plays for your rival. My crackpot belief is that the Yankees would be a .500 team at best without him.

I'm thrilled to finally be experiencing my first @fullstorybaltimore.tours tour with @actualkatherine.bsky.social this Saturday! If any bsky mutuals want to meet up, it's not too late to buy your tickets.

Let me know when you start beta testing the Stealth Boys, I've been looking for an excuse to go schizo.

Timo Perez

Welcome to the club!