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Preston Shmarrelson

@pharr13.bsky.social

Pounding Diet Dr. Peppers like it’s my job

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Latest posts by pharr13.bsky.social on Bluesky

If nascar truly wanted to go in on the playoff format, they’d cut the regular season to 16 races and finish the season by week 1 of nfl.

07.09.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My top 5 prediction for the Brickyard 400 is:
1. Denny Hamlin
2. Kyle Larson
3. Chase Briscoe
4. Ryan Blaney
5. Joey Logano

26.07.2025 12:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn good race. Atlanta is the future of NASCAR.

29.06.2025 03:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The ultimate cop out a musical group can commit is slowly fading out. YOU WROTE A WHOLE SONG, FIGURE OUT HOW IT ENDS.

18.06.2025 03:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“200mph chess” I fuckin love Steve Letarte

08.06.2025 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think companies leaned too far into the low budget, shit post ads.

08.06.2025 13:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Picture the last supper with Jesus and the disciples but instead of bread, he passes out a burger patty to everyone in the group.

04.06.2025 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wish I was a Phillies fan so I could listen to these two every night

29.05.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Something something lilo and stitch something something Kilauea explosion something something Hawaii mad

27.05.2025 01:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you showed me a picture of the Utah Jazz and the Denver Nuggets, I’ll always assume they’re the same team. I cannot tell them apart for the life of me.

14.05.2025 14:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Explains a lot

11.05.2025 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thought that was Newman!

11.05.2025 12:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Patrick Mahomes was better before he could read defenses.

11.05.2025 12:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today while driving, I’ve seen a low rider truck with a 10ft long bed as well as a young man in a cape.

09.05.2025 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty incredible that Stingray Robb and Will Power drive in the same racing series.

09.05.2025 15:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More like cocklave

08.05.2025 18:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More like poope

08.05.2025 18:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Flex

02.05.2025 17:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spirits is a funny thing to call alcohol

19.04.2025 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s also known as the Shane Gillis special

11.04.2025 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s Jacoby Brissett.

11.04.2025 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You seen that video of him curling a lady poolside? Dude is an Adonis.

10.04.2025 00:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Just found out river dolphins are NOT cute. 😡

08.04.2025 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This one crazy hack for avoiding a plummeting 401K: don’t have one

06.04.2025 19:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was literally JUST searching for the Flag for the island of Sark. A wrong has been righted.

04.04.2025 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want Gerard Butler to play Hugh Rowland.

04.04.2025 14:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Four frames from the movie Glass Onion. “It’s so dumb.”it’s so dumb it’s brilliant!” “No! It’s just dumb!”

Four frames from the movie Glass Onion. “It’s so dumb.”it’s so dumb it’s brilliant!” “No! It’s just dumb!”

Every day I wake up to the news

03.04.2025 16:02 — 👍 24576    🔁 4425    💬 105    📌 96

I assume CJ West suited up for East?

04.04.2025 03:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bring back ESPN classic

04.04.2025 02:52 — 👍 138    🔁 14    💬 11    📌 5

Been getting into Joe Pera lately.

02.04.2025 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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