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Robert Morgan

@beardsplitter.bsky.social

How do you do, fellow kids? 45, medical professional, writer, semi-average dude To know me is to tolerate me πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (bisexual) and πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ ally

321 Followers  |  239 Following  |  863 Posts  |  Joined: 21.01.2025  |  2.166

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Binge watching a comfort food show, still processing my mom's passing and not looking forward to putting her affairs in order.

11.01.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fritz Lang's THE BIG HEAT is an electrifying crime drama that gets even better when you dig beneath its surface.

05.12.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom has terminal cancer and I'm drunk. Ask me anything, or don't. Life is nice, but it also sucks.

05.12.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

She also played Van Damme's mum in Universal Soldier. Lilyan Chauvin.

05.12.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Or the one true Dredd.

05.12.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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R-rated Wolverine is the best Wolverine.

05.12.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have fun. Stay warm.

05.12.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.12.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy shart, I was today years old when I discovered this (and yes, that is Jack Black in the before times when he was actually a fascinating actor to watch).

23.11.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
May 1981 cover of TV Guide featuring the cast of Second City TV (Joe Flaherty, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Dave Thomas, Catherine O'Hara)

May 1981 cover of TV Guide featuring the cast of Second City TV (Joe Flaherty, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Dave Thomas, Catherine O'Hara)

The definition of a murderer’s row

23.11.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 472    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 22

It's a damn good time.

23.11.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kings Dominion in Richmond, VA, but same family.

22.11.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too. I bought them with money from my first job - cleaning bathrooms and sweeping streets at a theme park once owned by Paramount Pictures. I would listen to them on the bus rides to and from work.

22.11.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They used to make real soundtracks for a movie.

22.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had that on cassette. That and THE DIVISION BELL were the first Pink Floyd releases I owned. I think I bought both from K-Mart.

22.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He has brought great shame - and hilarity - to House Vanity.

22.11.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am now in possession of the scripts for the unmade, two-part sequel to THE THING that was intended to be produced for SyFy in the mid-2000's before the plug was pulled over budget concerns. Thank God this wasn't shot in Bulgaria for a few million with shit CGI as was the SyFy way.

16.11.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a glorious day when this Blu-ray was released.

16.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Since it's both Halloween and John Candy's birthday....

31.10.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My personal favorite Soundgarden album.

29.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I had a stone cold blast revisiting this utterly nutzoid 90s cult classic hilarity. The 4K restoration rescues a teen years cable fave from OOP Hell. I'll need a few days to go through all the extra features. Umbrella Entertainment knocks another out of the park.

29.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Tis the season. 😁 πŸ’€

25.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like Platner's getting pruned from this timeline.

22.10.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I found a few lost treasures during my New York record store sojourn. This is the best. Robin and Ry....a collab I never knew existed but now I'm very glad it does. #robinwilliams #rycooder #windhamhill #pecosbill #vinyl #vinylcollection #vinylcollector

18.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The listening party rolls on. #vinyl #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #music #physicalmedia #bluesmusic #tajmahal

18.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Time to turn off the screens and spin some classic rock. All I'm missing is a bean bag chair and a few black light posters on my bedroom wall. #vinyl #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #music #classicrock #jeffbeck #jeffbeckgroup

18.10.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, Sam. I'm very happy. It was long overdue. 😊

17.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ain't love grand? πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ

17.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New PFP. πŸ₯°πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

17.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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