Greg the Miller

Greg the Miller

@gregthemiller.bsky.social

(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc

5,627 Followers 1,104 Following 18,395 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 hours ago

Forrest Gump's favorite age group is Gen A!

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1 hour ago

gdi

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1 hour ago

get a Many Beans Plant next time

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2 hours ago

you mean the bluesky discover tab?

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2 hours ago

car: neat ass

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4 hours ago

carnitass

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2 days ago

A ghost saw me but no one believes him.

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2 days ago
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13 hours ago

To the people who've muted me: I get it.

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3 hours ago

too late i already drank mine

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3 hours ago

okay you got me, it’s about you

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3 hours ago

los does. not me tho

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3 hours ago

oh yeah he still owes me like $20

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3 hours ago

i’m good for it don’t worry

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4 days ago

What, you're just going to let 30-50 feral peeves run wild where your bebe plays!?

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3 hours ago

i SAID i’ll pay it back eventually

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3 hours ago

this is about the cereal

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3 hours ago

trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick

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3 hours ago

dammit 😡

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3 hours ago

what’s the g-word

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1 year ago

Einstein: Question everything.

Me: Why?

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3 hours ago

i’ll pay her back eventually 🙄

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3 hours ago

i was saying boo-urns

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3 hours ago

yesss it’s working

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3 hours ago

klingon accountants be like "perhaps it is a good day to divide"

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3 hours ago

sideshow bob?

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4 hours ago

do klingon accountants also end their emails with “die well”

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4 hours ago

lol (lots of love)

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4 hours ago

Chevy SS Sedan, he made a big deal about it being the last naturally aspirated V8 sporty car. he almost never drives it 🙄

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4 hours ago

hey can you bail me out of jail again

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