Greg the Miller

I hate the word “monetize”. Seems like perfectly good things turn to shit when it comes into play

attempting a wall sit on a hard floor whilst wearing socks brought about unintended consequences

The floor is lava, except it’s magma if you’re in the basement.

Didn't need spotify telling me I'm an ancient boring piece of shit today

feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only

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I’m all that and a bag of food obsession?

i think i’m illegitimately funny

Some of you are legitimately funny
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope

it did ask me that lol

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I love watching your personalities unfold in the morning

i have zero artistic ability lol

this is very well done but is deeply unsettling

i know that guy. he’s very handsome and funny and everyone likes him

if you’re reading this, your shitposts are straight up art, bro

Invasion of the joke understanders

washing the car with the baby is way different than washing the car WITH the baby

there are too many Ryan's

Just finished a text conversation with my friend Ryan while thinking the entire time that it was my other friend Ryan and got away with it

i will not be made a fool of

[life] lol hold my beer

change things up and instead of responding ‘same ol shit’ when someone asks ‘what’s up?’, say ‘deja poo.’

Someone tell Webster I want to propose a new word

errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong

Legend has it @trickykat.bsky.social has never gone to bed she’s just said she’s going to go to bed

"Who distracts the distractions" I wonder as I order x-ray specs from a comic book for another comic book while I also order x-ray specs from the second comic book for the first comic book. All in Latin.

Started an international incident today(pet a cat within visual range of the other cat)

in the uk is it called meths

That’s a nice ham you’ve got there it would be a shame if someone put an s in front of it and an e at the end

Going to prison just so I can finally have some time to read

Jingle all the way? I’m a three-quarters jingler at best.