"You make me happy" I say to my wife, a giant cheeseburger.
05.03.2026 05:57 —
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did we ever get to the bottom of what a fetty wap is or is that still ongoing
06.03.2026 00:55 —
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banger bc it’s true
07.03.2026 08:06 —
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The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm
03.03.2026 03:57 —
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damn, you got me
07.03.2026 07:45 —
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CLEAN THE SNOW OFF THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR! If it flies off, which is likely will, it could end up seriously injuring or possibly even kill someone, including yourself. Take the extra minute to clean it off.
25.02.2026 16:17 —
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🥰🫶 los tries his best and we love him for it
07.03.2026 07:14 —
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🖐️
07.03.2026 07:09 —
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i think the main take-away is that los is churlish
07.03.2026 07:07 —
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an absolutely disgusted looking cat
my friends any time i talk about some nerd shit
07.03.2026 05:55 —
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who’s got two thumbs and a vasectomy
this guy
06.03.2026 23:21 —
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@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social this post is fire
07.03.2026 05:53 —
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[fire dept] we’re here to test your smoke alarms
[me] oh i uh wasnt ready to cook but im sure we can set it off somehow
05.03.2026 03:08 —
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🫂
07.03.2026 05:52 —
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i mean you set yourself up for that one buddy
07.03.2026 05:49 —
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It's just a little town around you with the scientific definition of an aura, and if an actual ice cream parlor on a main street can't verify it then it's not inspiring your nostalgic emanating utopia anyhow
07.03.2026 05:44 —
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People from Oregon
are called
Oregoons.
Obviously.
07.03.2026 05:07 —
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is this about me
07.03.2026 05:39 —
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my cholesterol tho
07.03.2026 05:36 —
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07.03.2026 05:35 —
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jimmy is very upset at tray
07.03.2026 05:24 —
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someone had to do it
07.03.2026 05:33 —
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you're just inventing pinhead from first principles
07.03.2026 05:31 —
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*looks at my list of people who slip the word “churlish” into posts*
Yes.
07.03.2026 05:32 —
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i am mad as a waterlogged rooster I actually don’t know how mad that is but it sounds like a lot
05.03.2026 16:32 —
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upgrading you to the “stoopid doo-doo heads” list
07.03.2026 05:25 —
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The passage of space is when you knock over a drink, fall out of a chair, catch your pants as your suspenders snap off. Kinda sounds like time broke up with you
06.03.2026 05:41 —
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putting you on my “big ol’ meanies” list
07.03.2026 05:23 —
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lists about how funny i am = good
lists about how i’m an idiot = bad
07.03.2026 05:20 —
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Bananas Foster is Australian for Bananas Beer.
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