Tell me i dont need fried things
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ME: oh, you just let everyone touch you, don’t you? some of us have standards, you know
GRASS:
02.03.2026 04:41 —
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🎶 tiny mutant criminal turtles 🎶
02.03.2026 04:59 —
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exactly, it’s just turtles all the way down
02.03.2026 04:57 —
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smaller turtles
02.03.2026 04:52 —
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TURTLES:
-what are they hiding in there?
-crimes?
02.03.2026 04:45 —
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I tried on my swim shorts from last year and I’m not going to swim anymore I guess
25.02.2026 07:56 —
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The first quack was a duck in a lab coat convincing people it was a doctor. Yes, still a duck, but it had a medical degree somehow. Like it stole it or something
02.03.2026 04:38 —
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no it’s a cartoon
02.03.2026 04:38 —
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if you think your joke was good enough no it wasn’t; please see your replies for punchups or complete derailments
01.03.2026 22:09 —
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gonna keep it real with you… i dropped an airpod in the toilet earlier
01.03.2026 22:44 —
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A large, decorative stone sculpture of a face with an open mouth, resembling a monster. Two people are entering through the mouth, which is surrounded by greenery.
i hope they remembered to save their game first
02.03.2026 01:42 —
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ralph wiggum voice
02.03.2026 04:11 —
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I shaved my manifesto into my back hair for you. Please respond.
01.03.2026 02:42 —
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I just wish celebrities would like me for me
01.03.2026 03:04 —
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yeah
02.03.2026 04:24 —
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so are you extremely online here often?
02.03.2026 04:18 —
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NEXT UP IS GALAXY QUEST
BECAUSE FUCK ITTTTT
01.03.2026 01:45 —
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Small black and white kitten asleep across my lap and head resting on my arm
Small black and white kitten in limp-noodle mode on her back. Her bottom half is hard to distinguish from the fuzzy blanket she’s on, her top half is on a green fuzzy blanket. Her legs are crossed over and her arms are down. Her neck looks really long and her head looks disconnected.
Caturday content
01.03.2026 01:42 —
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ah yeah, poor duckers
02.03.2026 03:05 —
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I gave the dog a bath and ran the vacuum cleaner, so now I have intel on every dog sleeper cell in the country.
01.03.2026 14:53 —
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duck culture doesn’t differentiate between “good” doctors and “bad” doctors so they just call them all quacks
02.03.2026 03:01 —
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second one was pretty good too!
02.03.2026 02:59 —
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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like the neighbor's from a 70s TV sitcom.
27.02.2026 14:31 —
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i was so skeptical of this movie because of this but it was great!
02.03.2026 02:45 —
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Fluffy white dog sleeping curled up with her nose hidden in her fluffy tail
Caturday
28.02.2026 21:07 —
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Round loaf of sourdough bread on a wooden cutting board
Round these parts, Sundays are for loafing
01.03.2026 17:34 —
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horrors of the world and chill?
01.03.2026 20:41 —
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ducking duck’s opinions on duct tape
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