Greg the Miller

safe to assume it’s “please stop posting"

A Waterpik, but for my brain.

ATTENTION: if you’re in the LA area, come see the glorious @nickdammit.bsky.social at the Groundlings tomorrow DO IT SUPPORT REAL ARTISTS I HAVE SPOKEN

a fat seal point Siamese cat

he's shaped like a pear

see it just happened again

Greg please

waking up 90 minutes before your alarm should be illegal

yeah that must be it 🫣

I brewed an entire pot of hot water today; if you wanna know how my day started.

my banner image is full of people heckling me, but also i get tagged in every picture of ketchup on bluesky dot app

oh no i do get that a lot actually

overdue, really

donald duck is dancing in front of a red curtain in a cartoon . Alt: donald duck is jumping angrily in front of a red curtain in a cartoon . a long black hook yanks him off to the left

officer, arrest that poster

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.

A post from @stefanthinks.bsky.social that says "Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart." with a comment from a user that says "So stupid. Why do I have to read this?" there is also a button that says "Follow back" that indicates the replier follows the original poster

POV: You’re court-ordered to follow my account.

And in my defense there’s no actual guy with a hook to pull people Off stage

When werewolves have to poo, do they use a toilet like a human, or just go like a dog staring at their packmates?

When you saw only one set of footprints, that is when i twisted my ankle and went down

exactly they just let me keep posting?? why isn’t somebody stopping this

i just posted a joke one day and then everything went to hell

White chalk drawing on black paper of my white fluffy dog named Rita with her tongue out and her signature cross eyed look

Rita Pita #chalk #art

[unloading a full clip into the air] bluesky is dead

The teenage mutant ninja turtles surrounding an old Pc, contemplative

My friends and I watching low quality YouTube videos in the computer room

Drew Carey hosting whose line is it anyway

welcome to bluesky, where the discourse is made up and the likes don't matter

People joke about crazy cat ladies, but can your dumb baby kill a mouse and leave it in your shoe for you to find in the morning?

full metal jorts

sorry if my posts haven’t been up to snuff lately. in my defense i only started posting by accident

rio cat checking to see if “everything came out all right”

good morning to all who celebrate

Doc said no heavy machinery but my care bears cloud car seems pretty harmless

Once a week, I allow myself a cheat day (giving into all of my delusions)