Amber Sparks

Amber Sparks

@ambersparks.bsky.social

Your garbage mom; writer; she/her; I ♥️ unions; essayist on film, books, fairy tales, and horror; author of HAPPY PEOPLE DON’T LIVE HERE; rep’d by Kent Wolf; I just want you to be happy, honey linktr.ee/ambernoellesparks

23,045 Followers 1,459 Following 5,299 Posts Joined May 2023
8 minutes ago

Same, truly (and someday maybe I will have a windfall and open a weird uncomfortable books only bookstore lol)

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10 minutes ago

(But my point not that these genres are bad at all - they are not! - but that because they are very very popular right now, some bookstores are jumping on the bandwagon at the expense of other genres and readers!)

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13 minutes ago

I love a bookstore that can do both!

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14 minutes ago

I have zero contempt for romance novels or romantasy! But I will say that I don’t think romance novels need defending as underdogs anymore, given how much they sell, how many are now Netflix films, and how many stores are opening with exclusive focus on romance! I’d say they’re pretty mainstream

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18 minutes ago

Ok this would make SO much sense. I do get the sense that the owners themselves really love these genres, which, okay! I guess just not for me

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19 minutes ago

(This is not a knock on DC bookstores which are generally incredibly and have largely resisted this trend)

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20 minutes ago

Exactly! I think is what drives me nuts - people DO read other stuff, and plenty of bookstores are doing great without giving so much shelf space to those books.

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22 minutes ago

Yes omg

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23 minutes ago

Me too! 😂Luckily we have a lot of good ones holding down the fort.

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1 hour ago

😢

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1 hour ago

There’s nothing wrong with reading this stuff, obviously, but I don’t think it should be the *majority* of what the reading public is reading

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2 days ago

It’s always so funny to me when I get these emails in my inbox about resort wear collections, as if there were still large numbers of people just spending weeks in Palm Springs in this United States of America

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2 days ago

Resort wear? In this economy?

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3 days ago

Okay that makes so much sense

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3 days ago

It has definitely been a LITTLE weird to see critics being like NO ONE HAS EVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE and like …

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5 days ago

It’s definitely worth it!

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6 days ago

Ah, the phone has finally appeared again, retrieved from under the bed! Maybe use will be made of it now

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6 days ago

SAME

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6 days ago

Oh good! And yes I was thinking maybe because she’s an antiquarian bookseller, I think you may be right

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6 days ago

That could be but I don’t think it’s ever mentioned in the first book? Maybe the second one? 🙏

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6 days ago

Yep she vaguely mentions that it’s having some issues and then she just never charges it again? Like this lady and I are not the same

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6 days ago

😂😂😂

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6 days ago

It’s so good! And like for the first half I was like I get it, of course she would exist in this sort of unreal daze, but by day 317 I’m like WHERE IS A COMPUTER, ALSO JUST CHARGE YOUR DAMN PHONE

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6 days ago

But again also, without being told that we’re in the past, or in some alternate world without the internet, it feels a little like somebody writing a story where everything could be solved by the characters having cell phones, then just inexplicably not having cell phones

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6 days ago

Again, it’s a wonderful book, and I know there are like six more of these books so maybe that will happen soon? But oh my god, after the first ten days I would be OUT there, putting up posters, asking people on the street, getting a bullhorn out! Ma’am, DO something!

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6 days ago

Maybe I missed it, but I’m a careful reader and I’ve seen no signposts suggesting the book takes place in the past, and the passivity of the main character in doing literally anything to investigate is truly distracting me - like 300 days and she hasn’t researched to see if anyone else has noticed?

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6 days ago

Ok so I am really enjoying On the Calculation of Volume, it’s a beautifully written book, but it’s also driving me insane because it’s breaking one of my cardinal writing rules: just ignoring the internet exists!

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1 week ago

Like couldn’t they have at least dubbed him, my god

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1 week ago

Haha yeah they do make it work - it’s a great film but not because of him!

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1 week ago

She is so fun to watch in this - her “If I were a bell” is DELIGHTFUL

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