Metal Gear

All fun and games until it’s Gorgon 57th at 22:63 CM, 2004 PE

Bro is bought by big teeth

Number must go up

Bros be like “call me puzzle master” and it’s like, did we jt agree to make our hero names animal themed?
We sound kinda silly going “we’re The Lion, Wolf King, Zebratron and Puzzle Master” like come on bro your ruining the vibes.

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Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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Why haven’t prices gone down? I specifically requested that they do.

On Bluesky for five minutes and already livetweeting SMH

My phone can’t run it, does anyone know of an online list or reps/sens I can pull from instead?

R/newsentences

Dude this sent me. I was prepared to be traumatized as another roommate bit the dust. Glad you are doing ok.

Yes

Looks great! Fantastic work as always

Let’s go new comic!!!!!

I think this fixed my depression, thank you

#Helluvaboss
#Stoliz

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Chess Zoo xkcd.com/3036

Gorgeous as always! Love your art

Your art is always so amazing!!

Obsessed with this

Why are you making this series so sad??? (Posted with love)

I just want them to be happy!!!

silly comic (all parts) #stolitz 💘

Good work! I only made it to 53 this year, next year I really need to pick shorter books

Love the Stolas + Blitz bonus panel haha.

Stolas cranes and twists his neck, turning his head upside down and bringing his face very close to Blitz's. Stolas is flexible and demonic so this is no problem for him. Stolas and Blitz looks at each other. Stolas brings his face even closer. Stolas: ...Really?

Stolas's mouth is now dangerously close to Blitz's. Blitz musters the last breath in his body. Blitz: ...Yes. Stolas untwists his neck. Blitz is sweating buckets. Oh, now THIS is amusing. Stolas begins to laugh and Blitz hides his face in annoyance.

Well, it's annoying because Blitz is horny now. Stolas stops laughing when he realises that this is kind of getting a little... No, they are not doing an office sex roleplay. That's not happening. Stolas fixes his hair and clears his throat. He's blushing and sweating now. Stolas: Well, I'm going to lunch! Blitz: Great! Stolas: A really long one! Blitz: Fucking fantastic! They give each other thumbs ups and Stolas runs out of Blitz's office.

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thanks for reading 😁❤️

Absolutely perfect

Stunning as always. I did do a double take to check the artist because I’m so used to you doing b/w stuff haha.

Big of Stolas to reach out to Blitzo was not expecting that at all. Looking forward to part 2! So glad you decided to continue the comic