Pliny, the Elder

i wish i was gay enough to say something like "wow, check out the slut straight from the slut factory" and it could be interpreted as a compliment

once you reach a certain age your shoes stop lighting up when you walk and it's all downhill from there.

what is this, a mass spectrometer for fish?

disclaimer: expert_gooner does not condone political violence .

it’s never not funny seeing nra knobgobblers getting shot. it’s got a sort of Grimm fairy tail quality sense of poetic justice.

i got chatgpt to write you a love poem
scientifically engineered to maximize the odds of you agreeing to sex with me in the next 7 days.

hands are just feet with big ideas

labubu fleshlight

that and go fuck yourself

ill shit in ur mouth if you drive a ford f250

fuck this ugly thing

behavioral health is a pseudoscience because of DEI

my dick smell like special drink

mix some vaginal fluid in with your hashish oil before you smoke it, shit is hella psychedelic (TRUST)

i should drink more often

this shit woulda had me in stitches back when i first learned to read

micropenis breeding farm

translation: police get to enforce it however they like

its always been a little unsettling to me how cars dont have arms

simon cowell is just plain ugly

every picture of simon cowell is an especially bad picture of simon cowell.

simon cowell irl looks exactly the same as his meat canyon caricature like i cant even tell which is which

fuck your book report disguised as a video essay

the difference is not in what we believe to be true. the difference is in what we believe truth to be.

pls send me all the best music only neurodivergent people like

gonna microdose my kids with magic mushrooms from birth to make sure they grow up liberal

UK somehow got lamer

living a Good Life a counterintuitive process of Self-Denial and Coping Mechanisms. It is thus goddamn difficult to be Happy.

worthwhile. We have Brains, but our Decisions are made for us by Force of Circumstance and our Free Will is rendered impotent. Our Instincts art said to be untrustworthy in a Culture that has developed a Constructed World so removed from Nature that our Instincts lead us astray in here. This makes