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@andrewcyberkop.bsky.social

Butlerian jihadist. Cyber stuff sometimes. Writing stuff always. He/him.

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there are geniuses among us, and they're not talking to chatgpt about physics

20.07.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3879    πŸ” 1262    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 33

There is only one fight. There has always been only one fight.

05.08.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been thinking about this post lately

04.08.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4846    πŸ” 1072    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 18

Me to Texas Dems:

04.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how cyber works.

04.08.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think part of the issue is that Kevin Hassent looks like if you put the bad guy from every Disney Channel movie in the 90's into a casserole dish and baked it for six hours.

04.08.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Romulan empire: I have heard word the dastardly Vulcan has acquired a new ally, and from planet Terra of the Sol system of all places, how-
Starfleet:

04.08.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

The Khanate provides sanctuary for those oppressed by the false king of the lesser plains.

04.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last night my lights on my garage wouldn't turn on from the switch because my smart lightbulb app had stopped working and I wanna be very clear that I will burn every data center on the planet to cinders before I fucking change my password to turn on a fucking lightbulb.

04.08.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got straight B minuses in middle and high school specifically because I was always reading something from the library

04.08.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GRRM could never spend three hours on a walk and discussing one tree for 45 minutes. GRRM could never create a functional language and build an entire mythos to surround that language.

GRRM does not know ball. Tolkien literally created ball.

04.08.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is pointing to something ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing to something

"All dudes (gender inclusive) must have 12 beers in a cold garage with the boys (gender inclusive) for the good of this great nation"

04.08.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of the most healing 39 seconds of video I've ever seen. Being mildly annoyed by some dumb shit is just part of the universal existence of sentience. If you're alive, some dumb asshole is gonna be annoying sometimes, and man, you just gotta vibe about it.

03.08.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think really the story of the past ten years was people taking for granted 21st century liberalism was locked in and therefore you could just kinda be fashy for a laugh only to realize a moment too late Skinhead Steve wasn’t joking after all.

03.08.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3278    πŸ” 637    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 42
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02.08.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3968    πŸ” 1151    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 57

Willst thou dig this shit?

03.08.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coyote would mfin get my ass with that.

03.08.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.08.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turd brain shit. The next generation of left political leaders will not come from inside the democratic party machine, it will be organizers on the street, specifically because the next generation of people in the democratic party machine are bred in a petri dish to never change anything.

02.08.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We don't have a Stephen Miller of the Democrats!" Yeah no shit the Democratic party's leadership is held tightly in the grasp of people who keep fucking dying in office. They literally cut the knees off of anyone and anything in their party that might upset the status quo.

02.08.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's no Democratic Stephen Miller because there is no Republican Stephen Miller. Stephen Miller isn't serving the old GOP establishment, he's serving the furthest extremities of their party because he's a believer. Nobody is doing Stephen Miller shit on behalf of fucking Andrew Cuomo's vision.

02.08.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It does feel like almost deliberately blasphemous. Like unless they are completely incapable of understanding what humans enjoy and find meaningful, this almost feels like it's their intention to profane things.

02.08.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow this is dogshit Jesus Christ lol

02.08.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I found her gofundme! She's already raised 41.5k of her 45k goal for gas, vehicle maintenance, phone/internet costs (for posting the videos), food and supply drives for the community, and emergency funds in case she gets into legal trouble:

02.08.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3712    πŸ” 2164    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 35

One time I was at a really nice French restaurant in the Caribbean and after a meal that would have given Ben Franklin heartburn, they outdid themselves by offering four different varieties of single cigarettes on their dessert menu.

I deeply hope God is French and that's how Heaven works.

01.08.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

may the sewers rise up to meet you

01.08.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
31.07.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4267    πŸ” 1099    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3
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Now THAT's some good shit right there

01.08.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

31.07.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5277    πŸ” 884    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 58
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a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a mirror in a room . Alt: a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a mirror in a room .

This is how I prepare for work, Dave.

31.07.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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