Brian Stouffer

F this bull shit. 💩

Seems pretty obvious doesn’t it.

Why are my eyes leaking.

a girl holding a sign that says not everything is about you Alt: a girl holding a sign that says not everything is about you

F him.

That’s how you do it!

Is he about to cry?

three pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other . Alt: three pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other . Mahna Mahna

This song?

BABIES!!!!! 🥰

I’m so sorry. Pets are family. I’ve been there. It sucks.

Did his pants spontaneously combust?

He’s such a suck up.

a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding a bow and arrow . Alt: Katniss from the hunger games covering her mouth with her hand while holding a bow and arrow . With the words below, “Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor.

God speed Taco’s person.

a cat is hiding under a blanket and looking out . Alt: a cat is hiding under a blanket and looking out .

WHAT? That’s outrageous.

Happy birthday @tacothecat.bsky.social Hope it’s filled with treats and snuggles.

It’s absolutely fine that this made your day. Noem is a horrible human being. I hope botox Barbie peed her pants.

Opps

Doesn’t seem like enough time. And how much of it will he actually serve?

You got that right Polly. What would she do without you?

Excellent side eye Herbert.

Happy birthday Peggy!

BREAKFAST!!!!!

Our spicy brown tiger Annie

You are so like our Annie.

And scruffing her is only moderately effective.

One of our cats is so spicy that we need to tranquillize her with gabapentin in order to trim her nails and before any vet visits.

Ask them if they want to play through.

a baby is screaming in a crowd of people while sitting in a stadium . Alt: a baby is screaming YESSSSSS in a crowd of people while sitting in a stadium .

FANTASTIC!

Finn looks intense.

With the heat of 1000 suns.

Gross

Car rides can be stressful.